vodkaphonics:(via heyitscat)
Gah. ALWAYS.

vodkaphonics:(via heyitscat)

Gah. ALWAYS.

Hard times push more women to strip clubs  | ajc.com

Very interesting article actually.

Maybe I’m wrong, but I feel there is less of a stigma to stripping in these bad economic times. I haven’t considered it but if I was more desperate and had the body…

bthny:notthatkindagay:bj-cg:tesslynch:skybarn:brooklynmutt:nathanieljames

best $2.5 million of frivolous spending, ever.






no: worst use of 30 seconds, ever.

bthny:notthatkindagay:bj-cg:tesslynch:skybarn:brooklynmutt:nathanieljames

best $2.5 million of frivolous spending, ever.

no: worst use of 30 seconds, ever.

Woman crawls in drive-thru window || OnlineAthens.com

Police arrested an intoxicated University of Georgia student early Wednesday after she crawled through the drive-thru window of a closed fast-food restaurant, Athens-Clarke police said.

I love this story.

I think the best rival ad-buy around would be 1:30 of Tim Tebow crying after Florida lost to Alabama. I’d watch that for days.

Prepare for Tim Tebow Super Bowl–Ad Madness

That is 100% the reason I was rooting for the Tide.  Anyone or thing that can make Tim Tebow weep gets my approval. (via thisisareallybadidea)

I wish I had however many million dollars so I could put that commercial on the air. That or one with women discussing how glad they are they chose abortion. Either/or.

You know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don’t wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.

Phil from Modern Family explaining to his daughter what Jagermeister is (via joemuto)

Favorite quote from the episode. Favorite new show (second is Community then Vampire Diaries).

I’m gonna say no, we’re definitely not prepared. Also: biggest fear while taking Marta, the escalators, especially at Peachtree Center.

I’m gonna say no, we’re definitely not prepared. Also: biggest fear while taking Marta, the escalators, especially at Peachtree Center.

Nathan and I fight by posting Onion articles to each other. Insults!

Nathan and I fight by posting Onion articles to each other. Insults!

26 (as in, I am). I like my photobooth thingamajig. GPOY Thursday (yes). ALSO: NEW & EXCITING CONTENT COMING SOON. I have idears.

26 (as in, I am). I like my photobooth thingamajig. GPOY Thursday (yes). ALSO: NEW & EXCITING CONTENT COMING SOON. I have idears.

Senior Bowl weigh-in “a part of the process” | Sports from the Press-Register - al.com
Discusting. Also, Tebow, you’re dangerously close to neckbeard territory.

Senior Bowl weigh-in “a part of the process” | Sports from the Press-Register - al.com

Discusting. Also, Tebow, you’re dangerously close to neckbeard territory.

I can’t believe I’ve been doing this since 2007.

I can’t believe I’ve been doing this since 2007.

Hmmmm...

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