May 2013
my week has improved
so that’s good. my tendency to let everything wash out of me and then be totes okay is high.
today is my friday! we were gifted with a free holiday day tomorrow by the agency so yay!
i have my first back in the saddle okcupid date tonight … my expectations are low because that’s how one should be about these things.
i can be really picky which is what i’m reminded of...
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When I was in high school maybe, I remember reading my mother’s diary about me (old school mommy blog?) and she wrote about comforting me because I was sad because a bunch of girls were excluding me and didn’t invite me to a slumber party. This was … 20+ years ago? And the same thing happened today. I’m not everyone’s cup of tea and moving to Chicago has been a...
My summer anthem. Replace Pussy with Penis. Never...
“Try to be interested in what he’s interested in. Watching football and fishing...”
– Dating Like A Dude
This is why I can’t take you seriously most of the time Hello Giggles. This is advice? Lord. Step away from the gender stereotypes.
“A sunburned man waylaid by Miller High Life and his own mortality lays prone on...”
– i set out to review the trailer for “the hangover: part III” for scene missing mag but ended up talking about florabama (the florida/alabama border). (via brookehatfield)
We went to the Florabama and it was perfect.
“The lonely person was just about the most terrifying spectacle in the world.”
– You’re making it sound kind of boss, though. (via amandahess)
For real. BEHOLD ME THE SPECTACLE.
following my arrow
today i met this dude — david allen
and this dude — jim fallows
for work for an 8 hour meeting about something really cool we’re making for you that won’t be ready till like 2014 or something
then we went to this place for dinner — gt oyster
i ate lobster + caviar for the first time ever
i hate seafood and i’m allergic to shrimp so avoid but client dinner — you eat and say nothing
yay...
Country ladies: you’re finally getting it!
you never know
you never know if your words will make someone feel just … not alone. sharing is caring. sharing struggles with others, sharing your dirty sordid details … your pain with others can help you and them. reading hyperbole and a half’s post today on depression made me realize how much i wasn’t sharing with people in my world who are not professionals and what i should share...
“Basically, it’s not that people born after 1980 are narcissists, it’s that young...”
– Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation - Elspeth Reeve - The Atlantic Wire (via sexartandpolitics)
I don’t know, some of us are actually narcissists. Shrug.
“[…] women scale back professionally to attend to child care and housework...”
– Halfway To Admitting Why Women Do More Housework And Child Care Than Men | The Raw Story
Always super amusing to me because I don’t keep it together. I don’t clean or cook or any of that. And I’ve dated many men who are much better at all the domestic work than I am. I’m...
April 2013
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naamahdarling:
goldenorbrokenorlost:
unquietpirate:
iamwhateveryoubelieve:
The men who care about women and don’t want to see them abused stress me out and make my life nearly as difficult as those who actually do abuse women.
Fuck patriarchy. Fuck it hard.
Yeah. This. Let me say something about this: Many men who want to be feminist allies because they care about women have their...
Neko Case “Middle Cyclone”
Whenever I...
Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes... →
wooliebear:
STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women’s breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.”
Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr...
“Laughing alone always feels insane. It’s not quite as bad as being the only...”
– I’m With Kanye
When one lives alone and happily spends epic amounts of time alone: laughing alone is a real pleasure but it does typically leave me wanting to share the joke.
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non-update on a boring life
I mean, I’m supremely boring of late. Job is super busy and hectic and Taylor is chill and whatever and nice and easy. It’s not a dramatic insane relationship and job ups and downs or moving cities or whatever, it’s just the normal life? Which means I’m spending time focusing on shoes and uninteresting shit instead of focusing on big stuff? Sure.
Um, so I had the flu this...
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“I’d also recommend Homegrown on Memorial Drive for a laid-back brunch, the...”
– 2013 Final Four: An out-of-towner’s field guide to Atlanta - SBNation.com
ATL does some things well. Strip clubs and chill bars.
Have I ever discussed my advice column obsession...
I love them. Mainly because they give me reassurance about my own problems which is likely evil. But that’s fine. I just really really enjoy reading them while zoning out. And being judgmental of strangers. It really does bring me a weird calm joy.
“You will cry yourself to sleep at night, your heart will hurt, it will mean...”
– Is He a Crazy Douchebag Wizard? | The Hairpin
The Hairpin commenters can get off the rails a bit, but YEP. Also, the only response anyone sane should have to the letter writer is RUN OMG but hey guess what sometimes we ain’t sane. Not at all.
