December 2007
“They’re a very physical and very fast defense. They’re Georgia. They...”
– Tebow gives Hawaii QB advice on Georgia | ajc.com
Um like, thanks Brennan? Glad you and Timmy managed a tete-a-tete. But … SHUT UP TEBOW. No one likes you round here. Go away and play your stupid game v. Michigan. HATE.
What is that falling from the sky? | ajc.com →
Oh AJC! Hiiiii-larious.
“I fartingly bought the book and took it home with an excitement I haven’t...”
– David Cross Bob and David
A Guide to English Pronunciation →
Feeding my obsession with grammar. I pronounce most of these words correctly, but certainly not all.
passive aggressive notes — from roommates,... →
“make it rain v. phr. - to drop paper money on a crowd of people, especially in...”
– All We Are Saying - New York Times
Oh Dad! You're hilarious!
To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the...
°°°°°°°THEIR CIRCULAR LIFE°°°°°°° →
The internet never ceases to amaze me.
Princeton anti-sex advocate admits beating himself. Via reddit. — flubby Ha. ha.
Still my favorite thing I've ever written →
… and Lord I’ve written some awfully depressing unamusing shit, but to this day, nothing elicits more emotion in me than this. Ooooohhhh, life
Remember that Will Ferrell funnyordie viral video from like 5 months ago? The Landlord? Surely you’ve seen it by now. My father just sent me a link to it and told me to watch it ‘cause it’s “so hilarious.” Oh golly gee dad, thanks! And way to be on the ball. Granted he’s 53 … old people are always the last to know.
Umbert The Unborn, the world's most lovable unborn... →
But clever IS sexy, right? →
Am I allowed to be both? I’d really like to be both clever and sexy, and I’d prefer all my mens to be both as well, if at all possible. Thanks.
“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men, for the criticism of one,...”
– Katherine Hepburn
Classy Wine Review - Boone's Farm v. Arbor Mist
“With Boone’s Farm gone, it was time to move onto the Arbor Mist wine bottled in 2004, a very good year. Alice refused to drink it because, as Stoney put it, ‘She’s a afraid to get pregnant.’ ‘It doesn’t smell as bad as the other one, but it’s more artificial,’ added X-tina. ‘It doesn’t cry out for a paper bag like a Mad Dog,’...
Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist... →
