January 2009
Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The... →
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Hanging out at home with my boyfriend tonight.
Drinking and watching movies/Peach Bowl. We went and got Mexican and I had a strawberry margarita and a pomegranate margarita. It’s been a perfect night so far.
I’ve always been a go out till dawn and do crazy shit person but obviously one must re-evaluate when you’ve gone through what I have. So I’m content. I feel lame, but I’m happy.
December 2008
I just spent way too much time and money at...
Time to enjoy the fruits of my labor: pomegranate mimosas! Just to start off our humble festivities and save the rest for brunch tomorrow.
Pomegranate juice + Cointreau + OJ (mom makes it with fresh squeezed blood red oranges, I’m using regular store-bought) + champagne or prosecco.
Happy New Years one and all! :)
The World's Deadliest Conventional Weapons →
A handy guide for beginners! For when we all find ourselves in the midst of the Second Civil War! Yay! Russia don’t hurt ‘em!
“He predicts that economic, financial and demographic trends will provoke a...”
– As if Things Weren’t Bad Enough, Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S. - WSJ.com
All I hear in my head as I read this, “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!”
Kidding … kind of.
“5. In West Virginia, anyone who taunts someone who decides not to participate in...”
– Wacky Laws Still on the Books in America
As if Things Weren't Bad Enough, Russian Professor... →
Savor Athens like The Whigs →
A Four-Letter Word
srsly:
Slut — 1: a slovenly woman : SLATTERN 2 a: a lewd woman; esp : PROSTITUTE b: a saucy girl : MINX Ah, “slut.” A compact little word, forceful even in the way it sounds, starting out with a hissing sibilant and pushing off of the tongue through the L and U, and then that nastily crisp T. “Slut.” Say it a few times out loud. Roll it around in your mouth. “Sssslut.”...
Police: Pa. man shot for making noise during movie →
All I wanna know, what movie was it? And who takes a gun to the movie theater?
Sebastian, The Little Mermaid: Kiss The Girl
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PLEASE DISSEMINATE
mariadiaz:
In talking to a few other tumblr people (okay, why do I lie, just one!) we realized we didn’t know many of the blogs listed on Tumblr Awards. So what to do? Since I have had 3 glasses of chardonnay and just watched a very inspiring What Not To Wear (US) (YES I AM A LIFETIME MOVIE. Fuck off, I love cold wine and being inspired!.) I am going to spearhead an Independent Spirit of...
Disney Movies For The Win
Boyfriend and I are watching my new Beauty and the Beast DVD and drinking.
Me: Do you mind if I sing along?
Him: Do you mind if I leave?
Me (singing): There must be more than this provincial life…
“It’s not right for a woman to read… She starts getting ideas.” — Gaston
Thank you Captain Obvious: don’t go to Apple store on the day after Christmas. Yikes! No fun. Actually the whole mall was bad … What recession? Wow.
The males species is just odd. →
“Calm is for losers. I’ve spent my whole life compromising and being a good...”
– Gilmore Girls (via littlemiss/kari-shma)
I've been watching Mythbusters for 5 hours and I...
After the girly movie watching my mom and I participated in all day, this was just what I needed. Princess antidote!
Actual serious question, looking for actual...
superdoofus-stratodrive:
since this sort of thing seems to work here on tumblr, i’m gonna have a go at it.
i have a 12 gauge maverick 91 (aka mossberg 835 utili-mag) with a ported 24” slug-capable barrel that i’m considering adding a laser to. i want it to function not only in distance situations but also in <30 yard arenas off the hip. i installed a 1.5-4.5x scope, so i think i’ll be ok...
Actual serious question, looking for actual...
I was given a 120GB ipod classic and a little red ipod shuffle today, which is totally awesome. Before it broke, I had a 30GB video ipod from like two Christmases ago and I filled it up, almost completely, but with a lot of stuff that I never listened to much. I had songs on my old computer that I downloaded when I was 16, tons of duplicates and way too much jam band crap. I can pay someone to get...
Eartha Kitt: Santa Baby
RIP
Police say beauty queen's bo powerful trafficker |... →
I realize it’s Christmas, but someone’s laying down on the job, “bo”? Really? Do they not mean “beau”?
Teaching my mother how to use her ipod touch:
Unintentional hilarity!
The first Christmas where I got a cookbook...
Was this Christmas. It was unsolicited.
Mother Roberts: “You need to learn to cook!”
Great.
Today's Viewing Schedule
Beauty and the Beast — already finished
The Little Mermaid — currently watching
Pride and Prejudice (PBS, Colin Firth version) — next!
My dad and brother are off playing with their new toys.
Pope decries selfishness in economic crisis →
“Brothers and sisters, all you who are listening to my words: this proclamation of hope — the heart of the Christmas message — is meant for all men and women.”
The traditional papal Christmas Day message “Urbi et Orbi” — Latin for “to the City and to the World” — usually covers the globe’s hot spots, but this year Benedict also addressed the economic...
mollylambert:stickies:
Christmas films can be divided into three categories:
1. Films entirely, or in large part, about the Christmas holiday. Films in this category always feature important references to the holiday’s symbols, such as family gatherings, trees and decorations, the Christ child or Santa Claus. A Christmas Story (1983) is perhaps the most successful example.
2. Films in which...
Yuletide Cheer from Bend Me Over! →
brookehatfield:
“to heck with ole santa claus,”...
Cobb teens arrested for slashing inflatable... →
Someone’s getting coal from Santa! You know the ajc staff writers who were at work today, loved writing this story:
Santa survived, as did the toy soldier, a snowman, a Menorah and other huge inflatable decorations that fill the front lawn of Marietta City Councilman Van Pearlberg’s home.
But a huge white bear holding a dreidel didn’t fare so well — suffering a large slice to the back. A...
