May 2008
April 2008
“Draft-board free falls have everything to do with NFL scouts and coaches getting...”
– Colt Brennan (Wrongly) Thinks He Lost Millions by Returning for Senior Season - FanHouse
Oh yes, those “character issues” … Brennan is a felon and June Jones should have never allowed him (or the other felons that played for Hawaii) on his team. Case in point:
On January 28,...
Oh procrastination...
Whenever I really want to procrastinate, I look at people I barely know’s wedding pictures on Facebook or linked to from Facebook or peruse their wedding webpages. I have no real plans to get married anytime soon but I feel entitled to critique others’ decor, dresses (bridesmaid and wedding) and just all around classiness/tackiness of the whole to-do. I’m telling myself while I...
Hawks ready for "nasty, greasy" Boston atmosphere →
Yeah, GO HAWKS! (I’ve been a Hawks fan for like 3 days now.) You can do it!!!
4 out of 10...
The number of babies born out of wedlock in the city of Atlanta. According to the USAToday via a question we got at trivia last night (I guessed 5 out of 10). I’m not bothering to verify this statistic, I just found it interesting.
tuneage:
Spoon - I Summon You (Demo) You know...
marco: This week’s experiment album is Widespread...
“Lawyers. Most post under pseudonyms, but these people make up the rank and file...”
– EDSBS » Archive » A BRIEF STATEMENT ON BLOGGING: WHO WE (I) ARE (via flubby)
Yet none of my friends who are lawyers or future lawyers really have time to blog, though I think some should — a few have many angry opinions to work through.
WatchThe Global War In Your Pants - The Daily Show
You are a dirty toothbrush.
Favorite euphemism ever: boys have a God-stick and girls have a shame-cave.
Six Flags ticket price takes plunge →
“Six Flags Over Georgia on Tuesday announced a $10 price cut for a regular adult admission ticket — from $49.99 to $39.99. The price reduction is for the rest of the 2008 season.”
Wooooohooooo!! I haven’t been to Six Flags in forever, this is enough of a reason for me to go.
“The WB network, which folded in 2006, will launch online at WB.com next month,...”
– From MediaPost. Interesting - I love me some BTVS (via adeandabet)
I love love love love love Gilmore Girls. I watch it daily…
“White boys use more drugs than anybody else. And then it’s black boys, and then...”
– After slavery, servitude | ajc.com (via sexartandpolitics) (via jessicagoldharalson)
Police: Teacher made off with Disney trip money |... →
This is so fucked up. Poor kids…
Eep!
When my check for the cable comes out of my bank account, I will only have $5 to my name for a couple days. Shiiiiiiiiiit.
butterflyeffect: Curtis Mayfield - Pusherman ...
“Thanks to [Atlanta Braves manager Bobby] Cox’s tenure and standing in the game...”
– the Stumblng Tumblr thinks that the author of the story (here) should’ve written “outside-the-diamond thinking”
the story’s not about changing the rules of baseball, but about working better within the existing rules it seems from this that making any significant change to the rules of the game...
“There are some days when I think I’m going to die from an overdose of...”
– Salvador Dali (via candywrapper)
Today is one of those days for me. I’m blissed out :).
You grody cunt.
Words and phrases I use too much and I’d like to cut down on: obvs, whatever (whatevs), grody, cunt, cool beans, y’all, fuck, awesome, shitballs.
Hold me accountable.
When Young Teachers Go Wild on the Web →
Well fuck:
“But the crudeness of some Facebook or MySpace teacher profiles, which are far, far away from sanitized Web sites ending in “.edu,” prompts questions emblematic of our times: Do the risque pages matter if teacher performance is not hindered and if students, parents and school officials don’t see them? At what point are these young teachers judged by the...
“When I wear dresses, it’s because I want to look cute, not because I want men to...”
– (via melanyouth) (via jessicagoldharalson) The thing is, whether we like it or not, most men out there are very simple creatures. Women can tell themselves whatever they want, truth is: if you put your lady junk out on display, or wear a short skirt, or revealing clothing in general, you are asking...
The most fucked up poem ever.
America the beautiful, or so you used to be. Land of the Pilgrims’ pride; I’m glad they’ll never see. Babies piled in dumpsters, Abortion on demand, Oh, sweet land of liberty; your house is on the sand. Our children wander aimlessly poisoned by cocaine choosing to indulge their lusts, when God has said abstain From sea to shining sea, our Nation turns away From the teaching of...
“I would soon learn a lesson men have known for years: that it’s possible to be...”
– Julie Klausner in NYT, [via Gawker] ‘tis true. (via florajasmine)
Fuck yeah, ‘tis true. I found this one out a long time ago though.
“Maker’s Mark was initially promising, with its sweet vanilla nose, but on...”
– Campaign Advice for the Thirsty - WSJ.com
I’m a fan of the Maker’s myself.
“If you are selling your time, undivided attention, and the (unspoken) offer of...”
– Amanda Brooks (via m-star) (via gauntlet)
Snapshot of my afternoon...
Listening to a rant about why Matt Ryan is a bad draft pick for the Falcons while watching the Braves game. I like boys a lot, they’re lovely to have around, but when they decide to get so worked up about sports I find them to be annoying and a hindrance to an enjoyable Saturday. Let’s see what happens this football season, no reason to get your boxers in a twist at this juncture.
25 Things All Women Should Learn to Do Already →
via claudia
The Price of 'Blogebrity': A Cyber Stalker →
(via emilyposts)
This is ridiculous. So now reading someone’s blog and checking all their stuff purely to make fun of it is stalking? Hey Julia, way to make light of people who are really stalked, in the legal sense of the term, not just whatever Baugher has done. Actual stalking is a big deal and very scary, it’s not some term you should just throw around to get publicity.
You know what's dumb? Raping women!
“This is so dumb. A girl claiming rape when A) she was so drunk she doesn’t even know what happened. B) she had bruises on her HIPS and KNEES? really? she probably fell down. and C)her friends lost track of her at about 10 p.m.? good friends she has. wow. so the idiot is claiming rape. Maybe next time she could try to be more mature and not drink to the point where she passes...
Ovahoid in New Yawk: Hysterical →
I agree. (via ladysadie)
“Feminism certainly informs my day to day, but then you’ve got to let it go. […]...”
– Amy Poehler (via claudia: asprettyasasong)
Christian themed lisence tag in trouble - FL →
asprettyasasong:
The Senate stripped the bill of the “I Believe” plate this morning but left open the possibility of adding the plate back in as well as a “Horse Country” plate when the measure comes up for a full vote. That would make the bill identical to one awaiting a vote in the House. Proceeds from the extra $25 for the “I Believe” plate would go to an organization that...
“‘When will I be old enough to cum in a girl’s mouth?’...”
– Barbara Broadcast (via claytoncubitt)
Feminist Rants on the Internet
mattirick:
Everyday my dashboard is loaded with links to different feminist articles that pop up spirited debates among the women here on tumblr. I truthfully enjoy reading these posts, and I like to see the discourse between the different posters since most of them have something relevant and intelligent to say. That said, is the Internet really the best place to be doing this? I...
“Baseball caps with frayed bills: Mandatory. Should look like a wolf has been...”
– EDSBS » Archive » STUFF RED AND BLACK PEOPLE LIKE
Oh geez. Other stuff Red and Black (UGA) people like includes: Mandals, Golf, Hemp necklaces, Widespread Panic and more…
I feel exposed.
How To Make Your Own Judd Apatow Movie →
“To create your protagonist, simply take yourself (unless you are a woman, in which case take yourself with a penis), then graft on a glaring flaw that would have made you the subject of fun in High School (a virgin, fat and lazy, a complete pussy). Make sure it’s a flaw that doesn’t prevent them from being charming (such as “face burnt off” or “is Hitler”) and can be easily solved in...
“Several years ago, Dr. Neil Clark Warren, founder of eHarmony, was closely...”
– eHarmony promoting ‘1-night stands’?
People get their panties in a wad over the darndest things. You need an apology for seeing a column about one night stands? Shouldn’t you be focusing on more important issues, like your family? (Get it?? har har har)
Sweet tip!
I got a pretty nice brand new phone today for $80 and did not sign a new contract. How you ask? Well, I’ll tell you…
My 3 year old phone just kinda broke today (as I stated earlier, see below), no reason really, it’s just old. So there were various ways I’m sure for me to try to charge it, but the phone is so old in phone years that there was no real point in trying to...
The last thing I needed today...
My phone is broken. It’s almost 3 years old, it was inevitable. But it works fine — it just can’t be charged. Fuuuuck.