February 2009
January 2009
Bush Hatred and Obama Euphoria Are Two Sides of... →
The email I received from my mother about my blog was about how she wouldn’t hire me and she’s my mother. Double great.
See, I knew accepting my aunt’s friend request on Facebook was a bad idea.
My mother found my blog.
And I just got an email about its content. Great.
Hi mom!
Job Satisfaction
robot-heart:
On a scale of 1-10, where would you rank yours?
3. For three reasons:
Crazy people — co-workers and customers.
Working nights/weekends/holidays/12-hour shifts.
Getting paid next to nothing.
And Another Thing →
I DIDN’T KNOW KATHA POLLITT WAS BLOGGING! WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME?
“I wish Jessica Simpson nothing but the best, and I hope she’s happy - whatever...”
– Nick Lachey unleashes the most passive-agressive FACE your Uncle Grambo has read in some time (he probably Blackberry’d this shit to US Weekly while tapping Minnillo’s sweet ass)
(via whatevs)
That’s dick as shit … but kind of amusing. I apologize to my fellow women.
forwhenifeellikesharing:
Kelis - “I Don’t Think...
I've come to some conclusions about octuplet lady...
She is insane. Absolutely insane. She needs psychiatric help. “Go forth and multiply” is not a demand. She is like those women who have phantom pregnancies because they are so obsessed with having children but can’t, except she can. There is something wrong with her mentally. The facts as I understand them:
She is a single woman in her 30s.
She lives with her parents.
She...
Trade-off.
I somehow finagled my way into getting Friday and Saturday off this week, which is fucking awesome, but I have to work on Super Bowl Sunday, noon - 9pm or so. Not a huge deal, since I’m not big NFL fan, but it will be mind-numbingly boring. Who comes to eat at a fine dining establishment on Super Bowl Sunday? I’ve already made bets that we will have less than 10 covers, if that.
Coke to drop 'Classic' from label →
News you can use.
Glenn Thrush's Blog: STDs higher in Red States? -... →
AIDS is still, to a great extent, a disease of big city America and the states with the highest HIV rates are the ones with the biggest, most cosmopolitan cities — California, New York, Florida, Texas, Massachusetts and Illinois.
But three of the most prevalent non-AIDS STDs do seem to hit Red states disproportionately when it comes to infection rates, according to 2006 U.S. health data...
AccuWeather.com - Ain't done with the snow, yet →
randomlunatic:
And it looks like us crackers may get hit as well.
Anyone remember this: Storm of the Century (1993) - Wikipedia?
Didn’t know snow storms could be traumatic experiences till I lived through that bastard. I’m not saying the one predicted by Accuweather will be the same, but it sounds like a bitch anyway.
I remember being 9 and in the fourth grade and getting like 4 days off...
AV Club Interview with Tim Riggins →
ardenashley: or you know, Taylor Kitsch. Whatev.
Not enough pictures.
Family: Octuplets' mother has 6 other children →
What the hell? I am sorry, and this may make me very unpopular, but why do people think it is a good idea to have so many children? Why would someone who already has 6 children take fertility drugs? The world is over-populated as it is and you take it upon yourself to add 14 more children to it? Why are you so special? Why not adopt if you want to have a huge family? Or take in foster kids? So...
Chick-fil-A 'blessed' with increased sales |... →
Chick-fil-A benefited by being a lower-priced option for consumers, said Dan Cathy, Chick-fil-A’s president and chief operating officer.
“We’re not a high-end, plush restaurant with a $30 average ticket,” Cathy said. “Thankfully, we’re a much more affordable part of your day type expenditure.”
He also was quick to thank his customers and God for the year. The Cathy family, which keeps stores...
We witnessed a pretty bad accident tonight.
No one was seriously hurt, but there were two very messed up cars. And we actually stayed in the cold to talk to the police about what we saw because the dude who caused the accident ran a red light so egregiously and was driving so erratically that we wanted to make sure that he wouldn’t get out of anything. We were the only other car on the portion of Peachtree and Lenox as him so no one...
Georgia Sports Blog: Dennis Felton Terminated →
tastypiesinc: He would have been fired last year, if it wasn’t for the SEC tournament victory (which, apparently, was a fluke). This is the right move IMHO.
Not at all surprised.
“You have to keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”
– Kevin Bacon, on the secret to a long, happy marriage. (via babybitch:justlearning:julie911)
Fla. couple pick up their cloned yellow lab puppy →
This completely freaks me out.
ellens:
Kilo - Love In Ya Mouth
Imagine 4 girls...
Atlanta water cut off? You deserve it, chief says... →
So what about Morris Brown then, huh? They owed over $300,000 before you shut their water off, so how can you justify shutting someone’s off for being delinquent for a couple months. The Morris Brown situation was absolutely insane and there is no excuse for it.
Push: A Novel by Sapphire
So as I was watching The View this morning, they spoke of this movie, which Sherri Shepard is in and I think plays the teacher at the alternative school Precious goes to. When I read this article a couple weeks ago, I wracked my brain to remember the name of the book I read a couple years ago that was eerily and sadly similar to that situation. Precious’s character and this book stuck with...
Am I not supposed to be eating peanut butter?
The salmonella outbreak occured in my awesome state (sorry y’all) and I know all about it, yet I did not think twice when I bought my reduced fat creamy Jif this morning.
Dine-out to raise reward money in bartender's... →
My restaurant is not particpating (boo!) but many are. It’s a little late on my part, only posting this now, and I don’t think we’ll be going out to eat to tonight, but if you are in Atlanta and looking to get dinner out, go to one of these restaurants (listed at link).
Did you know...
That when you get a crown on your tooth, they whittle your dead tooth down to a nub beforehand? I found that out firsthand today. I really really really wanted to take a picture of the nubby pathetic tooth, but felt awkward asking to get out of the chair to do so, or ask the doctor to do it or what.
Also, I’m currently watching Ted Haggard on Oprah. FASCINATING. So glad I recorded it before...
Court rules cheerleading is a contact sport →
High school cheerleading is a contact sport and therefore its participants cannot be sued for accidentally causing injuries, the Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled Tuesday in a case being closely watched in the cheerleading world.
The court ruled that a former high school cheerleader cannot sue a teammate who failed to stop her fall while she was practicing a stunt. The court also said the injured...
“All it’s going to take is Paris Hilton showing up on ‘Extra’ with a Silkie, and...”
– The ‘Chicken Whisperer’ of Johns Creek | ajc.com
How can you not love this guy? Oh and I think a Silkie is a chicken.
Buzz Kill: New Georgia Obscenity Law Could Ban... →
WAIT, WHAT?????????????
themattsmith:
Superthriller - I Love You
What...
“Tassie Aycock lives on Sylvia Drive and saw the students gathered at a makeshift...”
– Teens mourn Cobb athlete killed in wreck | ajc.com
I have something annoying to say: why do women do this? “Because I’m a mom… I just want to cry.” I’m not a mom but I would cry too. This is a sad story but while reading this article that quote just bugged me. Becoming...
I just finished reading a book about a girl who...
So I’ve started to write my book. It’s obviously about me. At least it will entertain me.
nightmarebrunette: Kings of Leon and Lykke Li —...
delbertshoopman:
MR. G: Naughty Girl
She was...
Sex drive link to prostate cancer →
Men who are more sexually active in their 20s and 30s may run a higher risk of prostate cancer, research suggests.
The Nottingham University study quizzed 800 men on how often they had sex or masturbated.
Those who were most active while younger had more chance of developing cancer later in life.
The researchers said higher levels of sex hormones could lead to a bigger sex drive and the...
Fake Teen Cop Fools Police, Patrols Chicago for 5... →
A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
The boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and didn’t drive the squad car, Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan said.
Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse...
american wife.
paperbackgirl:
i’m glad my schedule was free this weekend because somehow i’d forgotten the literary power curtis sittenfeld holds over me. i tore through all 558 pages in the last three days and now am a little dazed to return to my own thoughts.
waiting for obama to replace bush in the white house before reading this novel proved to be a smart move. going into it i knew very little about...
Shows I'm (we're) currently into:
Big Love
Flight of the Conchords
24
Friday Night Lights
How I Met You Mother
Brothers and Sisters
Lie to Me
30 Rock
The Office
Show I refuse to get into:
Crusoe
Shows I never watch anymore:
Gossip Girl
One Tree Hill
90210
I live with a boy. Gah.
“You are allowed to show your pleasure.”
– Lord Wessex, Shakespeare in Love
I guess this is what I get for making my boyfriend watch this movie with me right now. I will be hearing this often. Geez.
Contractors sue director Tyler Perry over $200,000 →
Tyler Perry is a douche. I hope Oprah stops fellating him.
