March 2009
I forgot about the worst thing!
Well not as bad as sex discrimination, but about a month ago or whenever the story was big, my manager sent me a video/picture text message of a fake Chris Brown hitting fake Rihanna, like joke one and it said “Sometimes you just have to beat the bitch down!,” the message sang that like a lyric or something. So I say to my manager, “I don’t think that’s in the least...
So just needing to rant.
I work in a hostile, sexist environment, they actually practice sex discrimination pretty fucking freely (and obviously in a restaurant: sexual harassment is rampant). They told all the girls that they would not be able to work dinners (where all the money is), unless they “proved themselves” at lunch, the guys all were scheduled for dinners automatically after training. And now, all...
Bright Eyes: Bowl of Oranges
Obsessed with this...
Directed at Athens/UGA community:
It’s odd how often Uptown Lounge or Gator Haters enters my mindspace. And current students know only stories, sad stuff.
Friday Night Lights Officially Renewed for TWO... →
azizisbored: FUCK YES.
This makes me so… very happy.
69 Boyz: Tootsie Roll
Mile High Atlanta →
Make your fantasy a reality with Mile High Atlanta. … We will take you up to over 5,280 feet above the earth’s surface so you have the opportunity to join the exclusive “Mile High Club.” For only $379.00 per couple, you and “your significant other” will have a one hour flight in a Piper Cherokee Six designed exclusively for this purpose. Also included is a...
Australian Pimp Paid Teen Prostitute With Chicken... →
I’m in love with this horrific story.
If I get another fucking spammy call to my cell...
kiamatthews: I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE YOU FUCKS STOP CALLING ME
I keep getting the same calls! And I do not have a license or a car, so seriously, I ain’t falling for it.
White Whine, Sorry.
I hate trying to edit, reblog posts from my iPod touch… They never come out right. Devastation! :(
50 sexting/IM acronyms every parent should know →
So you can bust the teenager in your life! Or so you can properly entice your teenager lover (ONLY OKAY IF YOU ARE ALSO A TEENAGER!).
Whenever someone goes through like every single page of your blog over a two-day/10 hours total period, or anything relatively similar, do you ever think: I’m seriously not that interesting or cool or anything that would warrant devoting such large amounts of time to reading the random things I share, I promise. I feel bad, like that person just wasted hours of their time and I would like to...
Truck carrying 80,000 pounds of waffles flips on... →
I’m sorry, this is funny to me. Like hilarious. Not sure why, waffles? Frozen waffles in a truck? How else they gonna transport ‘em? But yeah, amusing.
I am obsessed with these shoes and would like them... →
bendmeover:deepervalley:Catrina_Stella_Squint_Finn
NSFW, obvs.
It’s only 10:30am on a Saturday morning and I tried to get my boyfriend out of the warm and comfy bed this morning by announcing very loudly, “HEY! I need attention! Get up and play with me!” I think I’ve hit a new low and I should go live alone in the middle of nowhere for awhile to gain back some independence. But really I’m just very hungry and I don’t know...
NJ girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics |... →
I know this has been discussed ad nauseum but this is all seriously starting to piss me off. Do not charge the 14 year old who posted pics of herself with child porn distribution. I’m so confused who thinks that is in any way a good idea.
Drunk tumbling may not be the best idea. Whatevs.
“In 9 days, when you reach 25 years and 271 days of age, your lifespan will...”
– Dead At Your Age daily death update – Who died at your age
I mean, awesome because y’all if there’s anything I would be typecast as… you know.
Sweet Relief
I don’t care if I look like a tool in my nice hostess outfit and my new (stolen from bf) backpack, I love the way it makes me feel. My back will always hurt but my left shoulder is in zero pain currently, so win.
I have shoulder/back issues.
I carry large things around on my chest, I have bad posture and I walk around a lot carrying large amounts of possessions in a shoulderbag or purse (riding MARTA means I lug a millions things around me: extra shoes, a book, makeup, umbrella, etc.). So today, the pain has caused me to go against my pride/vanity and pack a backpack to take to work. I’m going to wear it under my rain jacket and...
My dad is a huge fan of these crazy email...
He sends them to all his friends and his children. I worry my dad is a more annoying Michael Scoot.
I just realized how long it's been since I've...
shebs:
chuffedlittlemuffin:
God, do I miss it.
That is my favorite game. We should play it some time.
I love Erotic Photo Hunt. Mel and I used to play, I miss it.
“You’re about twenty-five years old, and you’re no more than, shall we say,...”
– David Denby on mumblecore
talkin bout my generation… (via nightmarebrunette)
Because it is necessary.
List of Lingerie Bowl Team Names:
New England Euphoria
Miami Caliente
Chicago Bliss
Tampa Breeze
Dallas Desire
San Diego Seduction
Los Angeles Temptation
Denver Dream
Seattle Mist
Atlanta Steam
Atlanta Steam - Lingerie Football League →
You’re fucking with me right? Is this for reals?
Let's talk: Wife handcuffs herself to husband →
atleastineverdidthat:
FAIRFIELD, Conn. - Police in Connecticut say a woman attempting to reconcile with her husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms.
Police say 37-year-old Helen Sun told them she wanted to have a conversation with husband Robert Drawbough without him leaving. Police say she changed the locks on their bedroom and handcuffed herself to...
“It’s been my experience that men have no idea what it’s like to be a woman in...”
– sexartandpolitics (via alohanico) (via jgh)
Sex, Art, And Politics always and forever for the win. Spot on and so well-articulated.
Southern vs. Country
3isagoodnumber:
So lately, my friends and I have been debating the difference between Southern and Country. I say there is a difference and they say its all redneck to them.
Discuss.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
Southerners are most certainly not all rednecks and there are rednecks all over North America (plenty of redneck Canadians). Country people are not all rednecks either!
I really cannot...
agirlcalledhenrietta: The Beatles - Blackbird.
...
My mother and I “fighting” via Twitter is a little too odd, even for me.
I think I finally know what girls...
emergency9:
are doing with all the time they spend in the bathroom. They’re eating all the toilet paper.
I have had this fight so many times — the fight about how much TP I use and how expensive it is. I don’t feel the need to explain myself on this topic, why won’t others just allow me to use my large amounts of TP and accept that I’ll buy more of it when we run out?...
ALSO.
I would like to start a love/friendship advice tumblr for anyone under the age of 21. Like, honest and frank advice for high school/college drama. I would tell them all to go ahead and start having sex already though, so that’s probably bad. At least, don’t deprive yourself, you may never have a chance to have sex with a hot 19 year old again and when you are 25+ you may kick yourself...