September 2009
Zero is the Hero
As anyone who follows me on Twitter has heard about incessantly, I got robbed. Blah blah blah. Life goes on, I guess. Anyways, my laptop was jacked, among other things. During this past week, my Tumblarity fell to 0 (ZERO!). I didn’t think it was actually possible … but yeah, apparently — it is. So I’ve now procured a hand-me-down laptop and barring any unforeseen kicked in...
“Adams said clean-up crews picked up some 70 tons of trash after Georgia’s...”
– UGA tailgaters warned to clean up their trash | ajc.com
We’re a disgusting bunch. So grody.
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Thanks, Fox!
“According to a 2007 Child Trends study, only 7% of mothers with a college degree...”
– The Evolution of Divorce > Publications > National Affairs
Wow. The most disparate statistic in this article chock-full of intense stats. Interesting stuff actually. Via thisrecording
“Now, now, now Kim. I AM a ten… I probably could go down to a size eight, but I...”
– NeNe, Real Housewives of Atlanta (she cracks me up show after show) (via aliexplainsitall)
I'd like to watch Obama speak...
But I’m watching Marietta REPRESENT! Melanie Oudin: hometown hero, AMERICAN hero.
I did record the President’s address though.
Watching tennis is more unlikely for me than watching speeches, c’mon now.
Why I'm not a real person:
I like to write about how horrifically, insanely awful I am at being normal or human or adult. I feel like a Peanuts character, the dirty one or the weird one. I mean, whatever.
My dress burst today. It was a cute linen dress from J.Crew with deep cleavage but a little keyhole with a button that made it appropriate for work. My tits being huge, are also unruly, I breathed a deep breath this...
Let me tell you about my day...
I work at a nursing home with some awesome people. The administrator signed the social worker, my boss’s boss (Director of Financial Services), and me up for a seminar on Ethics and Residents’ Rights. The seminar was put on by the Georgia Healthcare Association, all the nursing homes in Georgia pay money to this organization and they put on conferences, seminars and classes. They are...
Man slaps stranger’s crying kid | ajc.com →
Sonya Mathews, the mother of the 2-year-old child, told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,” according to a police report.
A few moments later, in another aisle, Stephens grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her across the face four or five times,...
Waterfalls call from western N.C. →
I’ve seen almost ALL of these. Which means I am awesome.
