November 2010
“The first time I masturbated I was scared that my cum was white. I pee yellow, I...”
– A boy. I die.
October 2010
WatchThis is my friends and I singing Love In Ya Mouth. We classy.
Triple A = Worth Every Penny
Got a new key made and a duplicate. AAA paid half. Score.
My parents bought me a AAA membership a couple years ago and I guess continue to pay for it because I’m an idiot and my car is older and unreliable. Glad they know me so well.
1 tag
Did y'all know I can be a drunken idiot?
I can. Yessiree. Lost my car key last night and I’ve never had a spare. Smartest. Person. Ever.
spinning-around asked: Thank you for the tacit endorsement of the nameplate necklace. I am considering buying one as a gift to myself for my birthday next year.
But you have good hair!
So I met a new friend the other night, we’re twitter buddies and he was in town so we went to get drinks and somehow got on the topic of being losers in high school. He said that he was and I was ready to regale with tales of my dorkiness when he goes, “there’s no way you were dorky — you’ve got good hair.”
For one, I didn’t always have good hair (I used...
The Voting Bug
I love to vote, I’ve voted in most elections I could vote for in the past 9 years and I will continue to do so as long as I can. Hell, there were people in the Alzheimer’s facility I used to work in that still voted. I plan to be like that and I hate to think I am unique. Lately I’ve talked to some friends who have never voted, who aren’t gonna vote next week, who...
Wow, got some talented friends. Like it.
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“This article was a real eyeopener. My opinion on the pro-choice/life debate is...”
– Commenter Mike, on the Father confronts anti-choice protesters. Confronting Life — The Good Men Project Magazine
And that’s the whole damn point. “Never imagined putting myself in the shoes of those they criticize,” a majority of men don’t and women too who have never found...
Buckhead CVS Robbed for Syrup Used in 'Purple... →
magdalina:
Promethazine is the main ingredient used in “purple drank,” a recreational drug popular in the hip-hop community in the southern United States.
Other names for purple drank include sizzurp, lean, syrup, drank, barre, purple jelly and Texas tea. The drink is made by combining the syrup with soft drinks such as Sprite or Mountain Dew and pieces of Jolly Rancher candy.
this is...
Virgin
In New Orleans. Bourbon Street. First time ever in town. Love.
Leaving Dallas.
Off to Austin on I-35. Soliciting food recs. Thinking BBQ today and Mexican tomorrow. Also: on quite the budget. Suggestions?! Ask box or email yo.
a reminder
brookehatfield:
sarahchristine:
I’ll be in Texas tomorrow! If you’re in Austin, you should hit up the 40 Nights of Rock event on Tuesday night!
austinites, attend this! steve and sarah will probably get drunk with you and teach you fabulous things about the world. come bear witness to their truths.
REMINDER REMINDER: In Dallas right now! Yay face. Austin in the AM. If you want to attend...
I'm in Tuscaloosa.
That’s all really. We left this morning at 8am, made sure to get some Chick-Fil-A on the way out of Atlanta and set out for Texas. We stopped for a quick oil change in Tuscaloosa but it’s only 11am here so not gonna head to Dreamland for lunch … sigh. I borrowed my mom’s Verizon Mobile Broadband satellite card so I can job search on the road, and do other highly important...
Cops: South Georgia man had sex with dog |... →
These stories pop up every few months. Georgia is a hell of a state.
a reminder
I’ll be in Texas tomorrow! If you’re in Austin, you should hit up the 40 Nights of Rock event on Tuesday night!
give me your cool d.c. tumblrs
brookehatfield:
i can’t figure out how to search for tumblrs based on geography, so i humbly turn to you, dear readers, to recommend cool people who will help me explore my soon-to-be new home.
Help a sister out.
D.C. you’re gaining a cool chick. We’re certainly sad to see her go.
Brother Things
I was in the Edgewood Target parking lot today and I looked over before backing out and my younger brother had just parked in the spot next to me. WHOA Y’ALL SMALL WORLD, I BUMP INTO MY BROTHER IN THE CITY WE BOTH LIVE IN. SPOOKY.
He was there to buy sunglasses and said he had lost his aviators a few months back. Oh wait? Like the aviators that appeared in my purse and I asked everyone...
Officially
Next Week! Road Trippin’ with my friend Steve Labate!
Monday, October 18th: I’ll be in Dallas this night.
Tuesday, October 19th: I’ll be in Austin this night for this 40 Nights of Rock event. Come play?!?!?!?! It’ll be fun, promises promises. Event coordinated by new friend Joah. (We met him tonight, he was in town promoting his book. He’s good people.)
Wednesday,...