December 2010
official shit
I haz flights. I will be arriving in NYC late in the evening on Dec. 9th (Thursday) and returning to ATL late in the evening on Dec. 12th (Sunday).
I am staying with a guy friend in Brooklyn and my schedule is filling up, uh, fast (“I was just with Julia, and we were both like OH MAN WE HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH SARAH ITS GOING TO BE SO FUN OH MAN WE’RE GONNA GET SO DRUNK REMEMBER SHE...
Robyn: Handle Me
Let me tell you how it be
“How to be beloved? It’s a personal matter between you and other people. It means...”
– page 17 (via nicetobewith)
I will never be beloved then :(
November 2010
blacknblueland asked: I'm guessing that you are not seriously considering owning a gun, and as a Southern lady you may already be well versed in this, but just in case I thought I'd throw in that a gun is probably not the most cost-effective solution. You need to pay for the gun, ammo, and permit, lanes at the shooting range (no point in having it if you can't hit a target 15 ft away), and really a safe...
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ranty pants
There is a crime wave going down in my neighborhood and the majority of my friends who live there are single women living alone who may have chosen to live in said hood because it was safe. Anyways, some are freaking out. And talking about they don’t have a man in the house to prevent shit. Fine, okay. Maybe you’ll feel safer when you’re not alone, but what the fuck do you expect...
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“There are many “secrets” of popularity, but the important one — the one that’s...”
– page 17 (via nicetobewith)
But what’s the secret to being “beloved?”
“Girls with dragon-lady fingernails — whether or not they’re delicately pink or...”
– page 15 (via nicetobewith)
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sometimes ... sometimes
I wonder about how much I share here and I’m like, I give a lot up. But! I think you’d be surprised how much about me that I do not share. I got lots of stuff going on behind the scenes. Y’all. I do.
Eh, whatever. In other news, I’m coming to Brooklyn for realsies. To visit a person. Who I did not meet on the internet. Fancy huh?
I haven’t been to NYC since I was...
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I like my job.
Such a foreign concept. It’s challenging but I like it. And I get to do cool stuff, or stuff that’s cool to me.
That’s all. Just wanted to brag and shit.
Oh cute.
There’s a new foxy waiter at The Local. I’m here now and plotting my moves. I technically used to be a server and hated getting hit on so not sure what my tactic should be. STRESS.
Tall, fratty and conventionally hot is my kryptonite. Want. Want. Want.
evilninjax24 asked: I find you charming as hell, cute, goofy, funny, smart, and completely nuts - all of which put you in high regard in my addled mind. I also think you need more ninjas in your life. What do you think?
dick-dastardly asked: I messaged Matt re: ~hypothetical~ apartment hunting in Atlanta and the surrounding areas, and he referred me to you since you went through it more recently. What areas are the best values? Are Craigslist roommate seekers probably not crazy? Easy to relocate my bartending skillz until I find something better?
thatfrenchman asked: So I just started following you based on brklyn.tumblr.com recommending you for Tumblr Tuesday. I then proceeded to watch some of your video responses where you mentioned having family in Mississippi. I'm from Mississippi too! Currently living in Austin, TX but I was born and raised in Jackson, went to school at USM in Hattiesburg. Is your family stationed in south Mississippi?
goddamnkidsthesedays-deactivate asked: Don't worry about being creepy, it's not illegal for you to talk to me haha and glad that I changed your mind a little bit. Honestly, I've always written and spoken with proper grammar and I'm one of the rare ones that do in my school. They still teach it even in high school, but it just doesn't stick with a lot of kids. I guess it goes back to how you were raised, ya...
“When I am assertive, I’m a bitch. When a man is assertive, he’s a boss. He...”
– Nicki! (via sadydoyle)
Huh.
Whenever men get bored with talking to me, I bring up the porn site. They sit there enraptured. Ha. Y’all are easy as shit.
I've misplaced my phone.
It’s still on. I just called it a million times. I’m an idiot.
section9 asked: Umm, what exactly is the source of your Auburn hate? I mean I don't have any love for UGA, but I wouldn't even dream of putting them in the same category as 'bama or LSU.
Do you hate Auburn more than Tech or Florida?
Do you hate Auburn more than Tech or Florida?
Ugh.
I’ve lost my voice from screaming but it’s time to shower and get ready for a hibachi birthday dinner and The Whigs show at Variety Playhouse.
SO MUCH HATE.
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ROLL TIDE
In case you thought I didn’t take my Auburn hate seriously.
BURN AUBURN BURN.
Oh and cheering affiliations for this weekend. FYI:
BAMA
DAWGS (duh)
CLEMSON
LSU
OLE MISS
FLORIDA STATE
UNC
UVA
on the topic of odd fears
When I was little person, I would always lock my door to assert my independence and make a statement on my womanity as a 9 year old. This pissed my parents off to no end and so they would tell me, basically:
If you lock your door at night before bed and then something happens in the middle of the night, how would we help you? There could be a fire, Sarah. Do you want to die in a fire, Sarah?...
ok fine. list of things i am thankful for.
Because i’m bored.
That I have nice parents who like to drink and don’t expect me to spend a holiday sober. See also: parents who have helped me during my unemployment, who love me and support me no matter how dumb I am, but know to cut me off like when I just kinda jokingly asked for a car for Christmas (I know, shut up). My dad said, you have a job now you figure it out and I...
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“They’re always about these women who are driven by their jobs and have...”
– my mother on rom-coms
If you wonder where I get it from...
My mother and I are dissecting the horrible anti-feminist messages of a Lifetime movie we’re watching. The premise is an ambitious attorney wakes up one morning and is a wife and mother of two. Her life was not complete so now it is because she’s married with kids? Because she was ambitious she had to have been single and childless? You can’t have both? Or … what the fuck?
...
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I am thankful
brookehatfield:
that my period started today because that means the fatness of the last couple days is not entirely due to the half block of brie I finished over the weekend.
I am thankful for the exact same reason! But mainly because NO BABIES NO BABIES NO BABIES.
High-five y’all! No one is gonna be my baby-daddy.
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what was that theory about people being the same...
So Nathan is continuing to go through family photos, and says “This is really illuminating. Sarah’s expression in every picture is so … annoying. You thought you were a star even then. So many smug smiles.”
Exhibit A
CUTE SHORTS
And Exhibit B
MODELING.
Finally Exhibit C
I AM WHAT I AM WHAT I AM.
oh hi. family time.
My brother has quit drinking for some reason. S’okay. MORE FOR ME.
He’s really into his fitness and brought his Whey protein to the lake. So weird.
AND he’s a vegetarian now too!?! What is going on? Who is this person?
I ask, why don’t you eat meat: “Don’t eat it and you’ll find out.” So much hate.
Unfortunately for Nathan, I will be very drunk...