January 2011
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THANK YOU
bendmeover: Thanks to all my readers, viewers, supporters etc. I appreciate all the love over this past year. Going into our 3rd new year at Bend Me Over. 2008 - 2009 - 2010 - 2011 (!!!!). This is my first one being single in awhile so I’m excited for the upcoming year and what it holds. (Penis? Maybe? Please.) I appreciate anyone who visits here. This year has seen me through 3 jobs and a huge...
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atlanta is the best
Went to The Local last night with Allison and Everett and then hoofed it down through the dark and dank tunnel to MJQ for the Wednesday night dance party where Carleigh and Steve joined us for the festivities. Festivities being dancing like idiots. At one point Allison, Carleigh and I were dancing on that stage area in front of the DJ booth and well, we are 29, 28 and 27 respectively. And I was...
Dec 30th
things i don't regret this year.
folkinz: becoming & staying single hear hear! seconded.
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Dec 29th
“Hip-hop producers have been breaking records in Atlanta strip clubs for a long...”
– Strip Clubs: Launch Pads For Hits In Atlanta : The Record : NPR
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“I’m on my grind shawty Don’t block my shine shawty”
– favorite / most quoted couplet of 2k10 Big Boi & GUCCI
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i'd add links but that sounds like effort
Laziest 2k10 recap ever January Celebrated New Year’s Eve with boyfriend Worked at the nursing home Snowpocalypse 2k10 part uno Had a revelation at some point Looked for apartments Signed a lease Nothing else of note  Wait here’s a link: this was about leaving the horrible person I lived with February Only blogged 25 posts this month which is really low for me Moved Got...
Dec 29th
excitement
So just had dinner with my engaged friends Alice and Kevin. Kevin was frat bros and college roomies and after college roomies and besties with my ex-boyfriend and Alice is my best friend. That’s how Morgan and I met, through them. Alice and I met Kevin while they were in law school together and Kevin introduced me to Morgan. ANYWAYS. They’re engaged. And I learned tonight that...
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“When she doesn’t know what else to do for you, she will send you something that...”
– my dad, on my mom (via brookehatfield) Which reminds me: I forgot to ask for a stun gun for Christmas! I guess I’ll put on my empowered big girl panties and buy one for myself.
Dec 28th
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Listenmagdalina/influent: Trick Daddy feat. Cee Lo...
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Listendolly parton vs jay-z // jolene is mine [kmt mix] ...
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“When you walk across a dance floor, be somebody — a mythical princess, a real...”
– p. 77 (via nicetobewith) Dance floor? Please, this is my approach for just walk down the hall. (via myexternalharddrive) <3 <3 <3 (via brookehatfield)
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hear about natalie portman's engagement and...
Initial response: doesn’t anyone get married first anymore? Realize: oh fuckballs, I sound like my fucking mother, but really. Logical Conclusion: brb killing myself.
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Dec 27th
it's all coming back to me now
A Marine was hitting on me and led with “I’m a Marine.” Pro-tip: not the best way to get in my pants. In fact, you’re a Marine? Maybe never mention it to me.
Dec 27th
Monday?
I may have gotten drunk last night. I may have stayed out till 3am. I may have bet two of my girlfriends that if the Falcons lose tonight I’ll do … something? Don’t remember. They’re both Saints fans. I think Mandie wanted to bet money actually… we’ll revisit this today. I may have tweeted very drunkenly and gotten embarrassed this morning by how full of...
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alicedubs asked: damn gurl why you gonna cry? u so sexy. u need a MANZ to make you smize. gurl dont be cryin. u are so pretty and smart. dont u cry gurl.

This is only funny when I can do it as anonymous. Oh well.
Dec 26th
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alicedubs asked: damn gurl why you gonna cry? u so sexy. u need a MANZ to make you smize. gurl dont be cryin. u are so pretty and smart. dont u cry gurl.

This is only funny when I can do it as anonymous. Oh well.
Dec 26th
thoughts on ... life and shit
i’d write a 2k10 recap of MY LIFE but that just sounds depressing. gonna try not to cry this christmas. no crying till 2k11.
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you'd think i was a southerner who'd never seen...
well yeah… exactly that. in real life, i’ve only seen more than a couple inches while skiing. okay so only once … sort of in georgia when i was a kid and not even in the mountains really. thus concludes my snow-posting. until i start bitching about not being able to get back to atlanta tomorrow.
Dec 26th
sled on
some of these take on my iphone, some taken by my bro on his canon y’all allowing this even though… getting to the good spot which was a mile away… ugh. these xmas cocktails were EARNED stuck brother hair styled by snow iphone self-portrait,  nate picnic area shelter
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Dec 25th
happy chrimbus
Feels braggy but whatever. We’ve had a lovely Christmas so far. Lots of snow. This was my car an hour ago. My mom knitted me fingerless gloves for easier iPhoning + vintage bracelet and that’s Willie. Records from my brother! Le Creuset tea kettle, antique teapot with roosters, antique teacup and saucer. My mom apparently did a lot of antiquing for my gifts this year. Which...
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“Loneliness does not come from having no people around one, but from being unable...”
– Carl Jung
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WatchWatch
I think I maybe answered this well, probably not as it’s 6am and I’m having trouble sleeping. I could write out a more coherent, cogent answer.
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