May 2010
May 31st
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May 31st
amusing shit.
i accidentally outed my brother’s puppy today via twitter. my parents don’t know he got a puppy, i threatened to steal it from him and my mom saw and about died. she’s right when she says that he can barely take care of himself. and well, i needed his brotherly assistance today and he was nowhere to be found. serves him right for not texting me back. being not a totally evil...
May 31st
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depressing shit.
realizing you’re lonely and upset over a breakup is even more depressing when you broke up with the person because they were a manipulative asshole. you feel like you can’t be upset because it’s for the best, but it’s still sad. and i was fine till i got cut off from communicating with said ex, i was addicted to having someone to talk to every day, even though i moved out....
May 31st
May 31st
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May 30th
May 30th
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May 29th
May 29th
“… 4. DON’T make your intentions crystal clear. This might sound shitty,...”
– Matt Braunger: How to Ask a Woman Out. Valid.
May 29th
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“It is possible those in the van were high school students, police said.”
– ajc story about boy who was hit in the face with a bleach-filled balloon. other possible passengers in the van from whence the balloon came: nazis petrol-loving raccoon land-dwelling mermaids zombie gary coleman an editor who presumably would have struck or rewritten this sentence (via...
May 29th
May 28th
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Yesterday afternoon, @sarahchristine informed me... →
(via scoutatlanta)
May 28th
May 28th
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May 28th
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story time!
So because we were good Meat Week attendees, Brooke and I own fans in the shape of Georgia and they have the Beef slogan on them and they are red. Anyways, so I had them with me last night and because I’m so sweet, I let Carleigh use one to fan herself all night, apparently she dropped it at some point and some girl picked it up. This girl ends up standing behind us and is fanning herself...
May 28th
May 28th
ListenOukast: “ATLiens” Liza, Carleigh and...
May 28th
May 28th
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“the only thing that saves my day is immediately seeing some girl desperately...”
– elisabeth. this sums up spring/early summer 2010. (via brookehatfield) So Carleigh and I hung out with the King of Pops brother last night, he’s besties with Liza. He looks just like King of Pops but cuter! Wink.
May 28th
Forgive but don't forget, girl keep your head up
stilltipsyfromlastnight: And when he tells you you ain’t nuttin don’t believe him And if he can’t learn to love you you should leave him Cause sista you don’t need him Yes. Exactly. Thank you Mr. Shakur, you speak to me.
May 27th
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May 27th
May 27th
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FUCK YEAH SEX AND THE CITY 2 REVIEWS →
fuckyeahsexandthecity2reviews: byronic: Because the Internets exist to turn mockery into a form of art. This guy? He gets it. I’m glad you enjoy my new awesome amazing tumblr! I spent SO much time on it.
May 27th
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May 27th
“Some of these people make my skin crawl.”
– Roger Ebert, Sex and the City 2 :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews (via fuckyeahsexandthecity2reviews) What I just spent 30 minutes making after a tweet by the goldenfiddle. People really hate this movie. I’m undecided at this juncture. I hear it’s horrible though.
May 27th
May 26th
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May 26th
May 26th
Jacques Magazine - Sports Issue Trailer →
bendmeover/iamdonald This video is kind of ridiculously amazing. No nudity but maybe not exactly safe for work.
May 26th
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“I rock a mullet or two, yeah below the waist.”
– Peaches on Xtina’s track “My Girls,” I don’t get it but I love it.
May 26th
May 25th
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cormacandcheese asked: We are, like, exactly the same person. Except replace Sarah with Alvin, men with women, Bulldawg with Gator, judgmental with non-judgmental, feminism with polytheism, vampires with cats, reality books and library TV.

I also don’t know who Brooke is, though somehow we are twitter and tumblr pals. And designers, so I guess designers gotta stick together.

You do...
May 25th
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Reba (love of my life) covering Beyonce’s “If I Were A Boy” at her Unplugged session. MTV/VH1/CMT finally did something amazing.
May 25th
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I recommend one of my friends each week for Tumblr...
This makes me feel like a nice and giving person. You’re welcome.
May 25th
May 25th
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May 25th
cormacandcheese asked: I don't know who you are. But I have spent many hours this morning reading this tumblr instead of working. Who are you?
May 25th
“Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends,...”
– Virginia Woolfe Quickies in New York (NSFW)  
May 25th
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Profile: Lee Ryder, Inserection video booth door... →
Thomas left this as a reply to new job post. This is my favorite part. Can you describe the clean-up process? “We clean up the paper towels and condoms and papers [customers] use to clean up after they’re done. Then we go back and sanitize it so when the next customer comes in they’re not stepping in it.” Does Inserection have a giant closet full of napkins? “We have a huge closet of rolls...
May 25th
May 25th
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VIDEO: "Shooter" Explains His Nickname!  →
Clip from last night’s Bachelorette: “I Gave Up EVERYTHING For A Parade Of Douchenozzles” File under: things not to tell a girl on a first date. Saving this so I can go laugh and laugh and laugh every time my heart is a little down.
May 25th
May 25th