June 2010
Girls Busching Girls →
The site says girls but it should be Hos Busching Hos. (DIRTY!) It’s come to this.
Thanks Liza!
Rarely do I miss living with someone who saw me...
But now. Now that my tattoo seems infected (it’s been there for 9 years, wtf?) and raised or something and it’s on my back, I need to call a good girlfriend over to inspect my tramp stamp. If I still lived with that dude, this point would be moot, he would have noticed if something weird was going on above my ass. FUCK y’all.
TMI you guys, TMI. I do not care.
a jellyfish that loves to fuck
natashavc:
His eyes tightened. “How badly are you hurt, Bella? The truth — don’t try to downplay it”
“Hurt?” I repeated; my voice came out higher than usual because the word took me so by surprise.
He raised one eyebrow, his lips a tight line.
I made a quick assessment, stretching my body automatically, tensing and flexing my muscles. There was stiffness, and a lot of soreness, too, it was...
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“‘Face it,’ Jacob deadpans, looking right at his wan, shirt-wearing rival for...”
– Most critics can’t get away with it, but I like when A.O. Scott goes the family route in his reviews.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - Warming Among the Undead
(via seanfennessey)
1. SILENCE, AO Scott! To think that ladies would ever switch to team Jacob en masse misjudges the female character...
Today in Idiotic Facebook Status Updates
fullcredit:
[Redacted:] OMG… this is rediculous… OBAMA needs to just resign already… July 1, 2010 the 10% federal UV tanning tax goes into effect. SUCH BS! with underlying racist tones.. reverse racism perhaps?
Yes, Redacted. Obama isn’t trying to fund government programs by taxing an incredibly unhealthy habit that has no discernible benefit and can cause skin cancer and, ultimately, death....
“Pretty blonde women in distressed denim micro-shorts are having a much worse...”
– My Year Of Everything: Warped (via bthny)
WatchAt the Lake with Washed Out
Ernest Greene is still as cute as he was when we were both UGA freshmen and I was crushing on him hard at Chi Phi. I would further discuss this but he’s married and I’ll look like a freak.
Big Boi featuring T.I. and Khujo -...
“They couldn’t have been spies. Look what she did with the hydrangeas.”
– 15-year-old New Jersey girl after her neighbors were arrested for being Russian spies (via brookehatfield)
That makes sense. I watched a “Ask This Old House” episode about landscaping and this woman was all confused about why her hydrangeas wouldn’t bloom and it was because it was...
thank you for the input.
and thank you for indulging my privileged person talk. i’m going with neither. i like the idea of getting gadgets but really, it’s waste of money for me personally since i do not have disposable income. i spend enough money on “luxuries” right now anyways and me and my library card are pretty tight. you can’t borrow books on a kindle, which is a shame, if they ever...
this is actually a real question.
don’t hate me.
i’m trying to decide whether or not to get a kindle or an ipad or neither for my bday. i feel like both the kindle or the ipad will just end up costing me more money in the end. i love to read and always have a book in my purse during the day, so that’s why i want a kindle, but i feel like getting a kindle is pointless if i could possibly get an ipad that does...
Metropolitan Firearms Mobility Act →
Rebranding MARTA funding for Georgia GOP: hey, it might just work!
Fourteen Golden-Age All That Cast Members and What... →
wineintowater/rachaelmaddux: Feel like the last 16 years of my life were just building up to this list.
This list will change you. Maybe not, but it is important information.
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Embarrassing Things About Sarah
Volume 1 million bajillion or whatever. Basically embarrassing things about Sarah from today. Also: alternative title for this BLOG.
I will probably watch the season 7 premiere of ENTOURAGE tonight.
I spilled a couple splashes of white wine in my bed tonight. Shrug. Sunday.
My mom gave me a ride to my car this afternoon. It was at Cypress Street Pint and Plate, where I watched the game...
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Of note.
I left work an hour earlier than normal today. 4pm. I didn’t ask, I just did it and no one protested. I think this means I am either important or very unimportant. Neither of these possibilities bothers me in any way.
My birthday is in 12 days (July 7) and I will be 27. This will not be the last time this is mentioned. My parents will out of town on the actual day so they are taking me to...
“…meeting Internet Personalities like sarahchristine and thomaswheatley”
– bthny: Attn: I’m bored
I just thought I’d put this on my blog because I would like y’all all to think of me and refer to me in real life as an “Internet Personality” from now on. I think I’ll add the distinction to my resume.
Please and thank you.
“CONTRARY to popular belief, traffic in Atlanta is not always hellish. There are...”
– The Economist examines Georgia’s 2012 transportation tax | Fresh Loaf
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Texas GOP is pushing to ban sodomy again →
filthygorgeousthings:
Texas banned sodomy in 1860. Then in 2003, the ban was overturned. Now the Texas Republican Party is trying to ban sodomy again. And pornography. And strip clubs. You can guess their position on gay marriage.
Well that is a shame. Good luck with that Texas.
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