August 2010
“You were so sexy standing with your bottle of MD20-20 in one hand and your dick...”
– To the hot obama voter - w4m
via Rebecca.
I feel as if this is meant to be racist and an insult to Obama supporters. But maybe not. It’s a tough call.
matt-t:
Justin Bieber - Runaway Love (REMIX ft....
i've had such a great 24 hours that i don't even...
brookehatfield:
relatively impromptu cocktail party in my back yard, where internet friends became actual friends through the consumption of gin and chocolate cake. i was nervous because i was trying to friend-date half the people there, and i wanted to make my backyard look nice so i put some tea lights in mason jars and had flowers and a table cloth but it kinda looked like the set of the...
i'll post more later but i'm so happy.
we all came together to buy brooke a bike today and it worked!
we surprised that bitch. i’m so glad it worked.
baby tokes
is my rap name.
BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m →
barelysarcasm:
Uh… it’s the perfect ad… This dude wants to knife-fight with another dude in a warehouse while Jerking Off and listening to Michael Jackson’s “Beat It.”
Touche, internet. Touche.
Amen.
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bendmeover.net
is mine all mine. bendmeover.com is bizarre and he’s not selling it. it’s safe for work if you want to visit it. working on redirect stuff now or actually, er, later when i’m not at the office.
job?
Hey y’all! My workplace is looking for a PHP Web Developer in Atlanta. Know of anyone? Message me or email me (vainglorious.sarah @ gmail) for the details.
WatchI thought this captured me well. I kinda think I look weird when I talk. Eeep. And I sound odd too. I’m wearing zero makeup, so there’s that.
Also, I swear I’m 27, do not know why I look like … that.
oh errybody
time to blow your mind!
my pseudonym for the adult biz is CHRISTINE
i go by SARAH for the regular side of the business
i know right? craziness.
so if someone calls and asks for christine then i know they’re an adult site.
and whatever you do, i do not recommend atl-bad-boy dot com.
oh and my coworkers and my boss know about my own “adult” site. we discussed it in the...
surrealism
so at work we are finally launching the adult side of the business and they’ve decided i will be the main sales person for the adult side, because duh, and i’ve signed up for the adult linked in xbiz.net and i have a pseudonym and i’m fielding calls from porn pushers and it’s weird.
that’s all.
oh also! i forgot deodorant this morning so i went to the gas station...
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Watchmatt-t:
Let’s ride some chillwaves this morning.
Washed Out’s new video for Hold Out
“I’m going to start a rival stand called Queen of Tarts and sit in nothing but my...”
– i am a fun girl
If you need a Princess of Tarts to join you in this venture, lemme know.
(Also, girls can holler at the King and Prince of Pops all they want, but they’re both taken.)
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How many sexual partners have you had?
coketalk:
This is one of those rude and ridiculous questions vanilla people repeatedly ask one another as they fuck their way through their early twenties.
While the answer means next to nothing, the question itself speaks volumes about a middle-minded American sexuality built on little more than thinly veiled puritanical moralism and quantity-over-quality Costco consumerism.
Retail or...
bullets?
things! about!
I record Gilmore Girls every day. And watch every night. I’ve been watching the reruns daily for several years now. I wonder when I’ll feel the urge to stop.
Emily Gilmore is my older lady spirit animal.
I also record Friends. This just makes me feel old.
Non-Southerners fascinate me! My new co-worker is a 24 year old from Pennsylvania and she didn’t know about...
Watchaplaceforfacts: This is super dirty and you’ll think I’m a monster for calling this the funniest thing ever.
NSFW but totally Safe for Life.
It is SUPER high-larious.
::head explodes::
IF I GET ONE MORE SUPPORT TICKET ADDRESSED TO “SIR” OR “DEAR SIRS” I WILL SCREAM LOUDER THAN THE DICKENS.
Y’ALL I GOT LADY PARTS AS DO MANY MANY MANY PEOPLE WORKING IN CUSTOMER SUPPORT FOR COMPANIES. INTERNET AND OTHERWISE. FEMALES WORK OUTSIDE THE HOME OCCASIONALLY.
Even foreigners should know better. DIE (antwoord).
ratnest asked: what's your profession?
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Apparently some people who like “erotica” aren’t GUCCI MANE fans. Eh. Whatever.
I think his choice of bands is highly suspect. Nameless Gchat buddy, says “he’s racist.”
Whatever, you can find me in the A, listening to lots of different kinds of music.
“Ladies who lunch is a phrase to describe slim, well-off, old-money, well-dressed...”
– Ladies who lunch - Wikipedia (via travisekmark)
thanks travis, i’m just going to listen to this for the rest of the day/week/MY LIFE. elaine stritch deserves a tony and an emmy and a heisman for this single performance. it is physically impossible for me to love it any more than i do, because my...
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bees-knees asked: How do you DL songs from tumblr? Teach!
