September 2010
One day. Hopefully one day soon. I will learn to keep my big-mouth shut. To step away from my anger and not open my mouth till I’ve calmed down. Today is not that day. Or actually, today is that day. Last Friday was not that day.
“What’s pissing me off is the whole notion that once you are employed,...”
– Ariane’s little world: A person is not their job
Interesting perspective. I certainly agree.
“friendship is the best ship.”
– amelia trace lerner (via brookehatfield)
“How much do you know about religion? And how do you compare with the average...”
– U.S. Religious Knowledge Quiz
I got 14 out of 15 and it’s been a long time since I’ve been to any kind of religious service (that wasn’t a funeral or a wedding). (via shorterexcerpts)
“15 out of 15 - snap! Atheists represent!
(the great awakening question was totally a go-with-your-gut...
danielgreen asked: Worst thing you ever found yourself laughing at. GO!
Anonymous asked: I love your boobs and ass. Yum.
thisstepsforward asked: I seriously dig the cards, air quotes and all...just thought I'd let you know.
edatrix asked: your cards are great - how are things going? any prospects or leads?
jayparkinsonmd:
Texting bans for drivers increases crash rate, US study shows
Laws banning texting while driving may actually increase the risk of road crashes, according to U.S. research published Tuesday.
The findings from the Highway Loss Data Institute (HLDI) showed crash rates rose in three out of four states after texting bans were put in place.
“Texting bans haven’t...
Anonymous asked: I think I get you. Being on the opposite side of the aisle may change the perspective.
I absolutely refuse to sleep with anyone I can't have a conversation with, someone who isn't intelligent enough to either challenge me, keep me on my toes or at least keep me interested. I've stopped, mid-act, and kicked people out for that before. I got real discriminating with my...
I absolutely refuse to sleep with anyone I can't have a conversation with, someone who isn't intelligent enough to either challenge me, keep me on my toes or at least keep me interested. I've stopped, mid-act, and kicked people out for that before. I got real discriminating with my...
Anonymous asked: darlin, you're young, smart and gorgeous. Since when is 'getting it' a problem that you're cursed with?
“THE ONLY THING GOOD ABOUT BEING AN ADULT IS THE BOOZE.”
– sparkleneelysparkle (via thetart)
YES. X100000000000000000
WELL: and sex with other consenting adults. When you can get it.
“there is never too far to fall. i am watching “dancing with the stars.”
– vetoed tweet from me. what happens to a tweet deferred? (via brookehatfield)
i watched last season, but i’m holding strong this season.
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Just the Tip?
ryanpurtill:
For years now, I’ve been trying to imagine what it feels like for girls to have sex and have been unable to really understand.
I think the closest a guy can get to understanding it is when you get out of the shower and you take that Q-tip and perfectly scratch that little itch in your ear, and then you feel all warm and happy…but then the Q-tip is like “I gotta go to work” and your...
“Georgia freshman linebacker Demetre Baker was arrested early this morning by...”
– Georgia freshman linebacker arrested for DUI | DogBytes Online
Guess he watched the game too. (via shorterexcerpts)
Well. Isn’t that lovely? Ugh. It’s gonna be a long couple of months.
BREAKING
The Georgia Bulldawgs are really bad. And I fell asleep in my Spanx last night.
Just kidding, that’s not breaking.
Today is pissing me off already. Thank goodness Kenny Powers is back tonight to make me feel better.
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I just zipped up jeans that didn’t fit last week.
Small victories.
blace asked: So when are you going to come to Athens and forget all the troubled times to remember the better days? And to make fun of young'ins that have no idea the world that's waiting for them?
“Should dress professionally – but doesn’t have to be a suit I don’t think. But,...”
– My mother’s email to me about a networking event. Sarah: iron your clothes and don’t get wastey-face. I can handle that.
Business Cards for my SARAH Business
I’m going to some networking events and I want to pick up work. Like freelance things. Public Relations, Social Media (HA!) and other such things. So I’ve hired Brooke to design my cards. I’m paying her … or I’ll be like giving her alcohol and other sundries — if she doesn’t let me pay her. I value my friends’ talents. Monetarily. Anyways: I’m...
i don't want to alarm anyone
sarahplusweightwatchers:
But I haven’t had a meal since Tuesday, and I had a stomach bug on Monday and was on a liquid diet for 24 hours. I’ve eaten mini-pretzels, string cheese and cereal bars. Today I had a popsicle. I’ve drank A LOT. And I’ve worked out a lot. I need to get back on a normal pattern tomorrow. Forcing myself to eat seems weird, but in times of high-stress I usually go full on...
“With eye-catching design, sharp writing and a smart sense for what folks want,...”
– Best of Atlanta 2010 | Best hometown Internet sensation
Sharp writing thanks to the awesome, Liza Dunning! Congrats.
Have you signed up for Scoutmob yet? It’s also in NYC and San Fran, you should really get on it.
“Runners-up: Thomas Wheatley”
– Best of Atlanta 2010 | Best local TV, magazine, or newspaper reporter
I demand a recount!
“It’s not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but instead...”
– Cum is the new Prozac. (via cajunboy)
Well. Damn.
Watchtesttesttest
thedramallama asked: A) your tagline up here is hilarious and i'll probably steal it. B) AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK ATL EMPLOYERS. C) your exboyfriend is playing the rebound game. pity him because you know how fast that shit disintegrates and then he'll be all sheepish and "oops i really though she was the one" and you'll be there all head held high like "i didn't need a crutch with...