December 2011
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Atlantans are so vain, we probably think this... →
peachtreekeen:
And for once, we’re kind of right! I mean, not really, it’s pretty much about Miami, but we’ll take it!
The vain factor will really go down when I leave though. I’m the prettiest/perfectest.
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fairtradegothic:
It’s not hard to get Emile DeFelice riled up. Just mention Paula Deen, the so-called queen of Southern food, who cooks with canned fruit and Crisco. Or say something like “You don’t look like a Southern pig farmer.” He’ll practically hit the ceiling of his Prius.
Because there are a few things about Southern food that the man just can’t stand: its hayseed image, the...
Alison Krauss: Oh, Atlanta
My brother made me a...
You're SUCH a DISEASE
When Kevin is nice to the old shovel dude?! So heart-warming. My heart grows 3 sizes, up from 1 (only at 1 since it’s Xxxxmas)
My TOP Xmas Movies
Tippity top! A LIST! To end all lists! IN ORDER.
Home Alone
Holiday Inn
Trading Places
White Christmas
Love Actually
Miracle on 34th Street (orig.)
It’s A Wonderful Life
Elf
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illustratedexample replied to your photo: Um. Anyone know?
Levis? I feel like this is a very loaded question and I feel like your mom(?) is going to get someone some flared bootcut true religions.
Yes it’s my mom. I always list people under full names, plus I call her Pat sometimes, she’s cray.
Is it Levi’s? I seriously don’t know. Skinny jeans though right? Huh.
Dolly: Hard Candy Christmas
The only holiday song...
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xxxmas has come to my house
Technically I’m on PTO till 1/3/2012, but there’s a lot going on and I am running a very large proposal so cannot just disappear for 11 days BUT since I had already said — I’ll be gone everyone TAKE NOTICE (no one care) then I’m planning on doing this one thing and one thing only. To celebrate this semblance of freedom, I’m finally xmasing. I spent a lot of my...
sister, sister
Sorry ladies with sisters, but I’m so glad I’m sister-less. My level of competition with people in general means that I would destroy another woman with my same genes. If I had a really hot sister? Ugh, cannot imagine. Luckily it’s me and the broseph. Maybe the good would outweigh the bad? I don’t know. But I think it totally informs my friendships with women as it has...
“She [Michelle Obama] lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior...”
– Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.) - FishbowlDC
(via brooklynmutt)
On behalf of all of us in Wisconsin who think this buffoon has overstayed his welcome in Washington, I’m so sorry.
Just ugh.
(via apoplecticskeptic)
What the fuck is wrong with Wisconsin politics/politicians these days?
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Shit Sarah Says →
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“Two of the defendants, Jeanette Ogle and Randall Sorrow Jr., both in their 20s...”
– New York Times | In Georgia, Pecan Thieves Find Windfall, at $1.50 a Pound (via rachael-maddux)
“Nut theft has long been a reality here in the nation’s pecan belt. It has become such a way of life that a south Georgia rapper, Hawkdogg, even has a song about it: ‘Crank Dat Pecan.’”
(via...
2OMG11
Just thinking about things. Procrastinating instead of doing bullshit work (WORK! SUCKERS! JK Logan!!!!). Anyways. Can I call it? SO FAR, 2011 is my best year to date. Friend and work wise, I am happy and tested and busy and content and challenged and I feel loved and appreciated. WHOA GUYS. Took till 28 years old. Love wise? This year was fail upon fail upon fail. TMI but I had a thought today,...
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things i hate, an ever-growing list
pinterest
people who talk about their “pins” in real life
bitchy bartenders at sunday funday brunch — sorry you’re hungover, bring me my mimosa!
people on twitter who feel like they have to say something every goddamn time something big happens — maybe no one cares what you think of kim jong il dying?
hitchens fanboys who are kind of secret misogynists (fanboys...
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