March 2011
I don't want to TELL you what to do, but...
If you have Comcast OnDemand, it’s after midnight and you can watch BURLESQUE. The best movie since Showgirls. Xtina is amazing in it. It’s so cheesy. The songs are great. You should watch.
Do you think plus-sized women can be sexy? Not... →
Well fuckballs. I realize this person isn’t asking about my own major life issues with weight but that colors things.
And yes, OMG, white girl + weight issues = YAWN.
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i'm a dork
Met a girl at the party on Saturday who wants to do what I do … sort of. She wants to do marketing, which is what I do. But she is best friend’s fiance’s brother’s girlfriend. You know. Anyways, she’s in school still and I told her about Linked In and said I’d look at her resume and she thinks I’m smart. And like, I am y’all, but it’s awesome...
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a complete list of television shows I DVR (that...
alternate post title: “why I’m single”
Friends reruns
Gilmore Girls reruns
Pretty Little Liars
The Bachelor
How I Met Your Mother
Castle
Gossip Girl
Bethenny
Glee
Parenthood
The Good Wife
One Tree Hill
All new Lifetime Movies
Freaks and Geeks reruns
Being Erica
Top Chef
Justified
Law & Order: SVU
Modern Family
Cougar Town
Community
Parks & Rec
...
Brad doing that “I’m dumping you but I don’t want to feel bad about it so hug me please” thing is so annoying. Let her be. I hate when dudes do that.
joaniepepperoni:
My sister can’t watch the new episode of Pretty Little Liars tonight when it airs because her husband doesn’t want to watch it.
I’m never getting married!
This is why you marry someone who has enough money to have 2 TVs. Or make enough money to have 2 TVs. DUH.
Dudes who *ironically* think the Charlie Sheen...
therealmerylstreep:
Avoid at all costs.
So much agree. Sorry Matt.
tornadOMG
Instead of leaving my office right when the shit hit the fan, I decided to cook myself a Lean Cuisine french bread pizza, make another cup of Yerba Mate tea, and then to wash all that down, a gin and sprite. Finishing up work and blasting music while I wait for traffic to die down. As long as I make it home before the Bachelor starts, all is right with the world. AND my developers in Chicago think...
February 2011
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photomelissa replied to your photo: Sunday funday outfit. Rent the Runway earrings….
Where is that shirt from? I love it!
Thanks! James Dean tee is one of those great random finds. I bought it at a Value Village in high school, so 10 years ago. I recently cut the top so it’s cuter and now I wear it lots and lots.
THRILLING STUFF Y’ALL.
Forever I love Atlanta.
My whiteness is blinding but at Alli and Everett’s wearing a mismatched bikini and sunning myself. It’s still February! Drinking pink champagne and listening to Big Boi. Come plaaaaay friends.
Flying solo.
Sober and sporting a kinda conservative freakum dress. Legs but minimal tits. I should put the ability to drive a stick in 4 inch heels on my résumé.
lady confessions
Maybe other ladies feel this way too?
I think I’m great. I’d date me, maybe. I’m funny. I’m fun. I’m smart. I’m ambitious. I’m a lovely amount of slutty. I’ll try anything. I enjoy activities of all sorts. I’m generally chill. I’m a catch.
BUT. If I don’t feel like I’m my prettiest then I don’t expect dudes to like...
Actual text message I just received.
“Have a gf these days. But we can still fuck if u want”
Kill me.
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sexy/unsexy
I now own a pair of crotchless undergarments/they’re Spanx.
I ordered a pair of Spanx, they came today. I wore them to dinner and then after I got home, I realized there’s a hole down there. Well, I never!
THE FUTURE IS NOW.
“Seriously, men love reassuring women that they’re not fat. He may roll his eyes,...”
– Pretty much the greatest thing ever written: first post on Tits and Sass, a new blog about/by sex workers. (via nightmarebrunette)
"it's a mystery!"
File under: things I’ve started saying on IM conversations whenever I want to not be having the conversation anymore. Seems to work pretty well so far. Especially with co-workers who IM me about non-work related issues. Why do they do that? It’s a mystery!
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Question to GOP Rep.: 'Who is going to shoot... →
msnbc:
According to the Athens Banner-Herald, which first reported the incident, an unidentified person in the audience at a town hall hosted by GOP Rep. Paul Broun of Georgia asked “Who is going to shoot Obama?” The question — which was difficult for some to hear — was greeted with laughter.
SUPER PROUD of my state this week y’all!!!!!!!!!!!!
my extension in my office is 6616
I’m one number from the devil.
WatchTravis Tritt - “TROUBLE”
When I was a wee one, I had this album on cassette. I listened to this song OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. I perfected the lyrics, I perfected my dance to it. I practiced my “sexy walk.” I imagined being older and being a girl who was T-R-O-U-B-L-E. Luckily, my dreams came true.
Why I Find Strength in Britney Spears →
I saw this headline and thought, oh good The Hairpin finally got Meghan to write something for them. But it wasn’t her! Either way, I identify with this whole thing. I mean, Britney and I have lots in common y’all. You know why.
