April 2011
“And if there is any doubt why such an opinion might be met with hostility, it...”
– » “Straight Male Gamer” told to ‘get over it’ by BioWare No More Lost
Exactly.
Indiana GOP Rep Says Women Will Pretend To Be... →
robot-heart-politics:
OH FUCKING CHRIST. My brain hurts trying to even wrap it around this bullshit.
March 2011
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humpday happiness
Usually I do not go do things on weeknights. Or not a lot at least. BUT! Tonight, because life is ever so hard - sadface, I decided to go to the Italian restaurant next to my house and had 2 glasses of house white wine and a bowl of rigatoni with vodka sauce topped with fresh mozzarella and read my book and added upcoming happy events (Chicago! New Orleans! Concerts!) to my little planner. I...
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“This is State Represenative Bobby Franklin. Thank you for calling to give me...”
– Best Lawmaker Voicemail Ever (via nickbaumann)
We Southerners are so classy, even while being total assholes. So basically, go fuck yourself Bobby.
slackmo asked: SC: Had an elaborate, borderline epic dream last night featuring you in the other lead role. (Regrettably PG content, but holy hell was it vivid.) You were part of some elite rowing crew in golden robes, and I was swimming alongside your boat in the Chicago river. We bonded over our efforts to help a special needs version of Zac Efron find his parents. It was a first-person version of Before...
emotional breakdown humpday
Venting tl;dr. On my way to work this morning, I ended up bursting into tears and screaming. This is not a typical occurrence. It really isn’t. But here is why: my car. My car is old and is constantly fucking up. This was so not a big deal when my commute was a tight ten minutes, but now I drive 45 minutes to and from work every day and my 12 year old Jeep just isn’t handling it well....
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for serious
I’m shocked I don’t have a book deal yet. However, I have lots of offers to expand Bend Me Over, but no one wants to give me money to do so, they just have ideas. So until that happens, I’ll go to work every day.
there's something i would like you to help me...
you can say no!
Suggestions to where to stay in New Orleans for jazz fest (4/29-5/1). I’ve been looking on craigslist to get a 1-bedroom place for the weekend, good idea, bad idea?Anyone you know offering up a place for the weekend? Hotels are out of the question, too expensive. While we’d like to not stay with other people, if it can be avoided, we’d take a cheaper alternative,...
Michelle Featherstone - “Coffee &...
yay family
Someone once doubted my family’s Southern tradition. Claiming I was Atlantan and not red, not country. Though my family hails from Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, and Virginia, I am somehow not a true blue Southerner. Only one of my 10 aunts and uncles lives above the Mason-Dixon line right now! I mean, I was so offended. But fine, maybe I’m not really all that stereotypically Southern,...
Health update because I posted something on twitter about this this morning and this works as a way to update. I woke up in the middle of the night with major abdominal pain, thinking I still had bad cramps from yesterday but they were so much worse. I was having trouble standing and putting any weight on my right foot. About 5 hours went by before I started to freak out. The pain was on my right...
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how many more? bye?
I’ve lost 10 followers this weekend. New record for me, I think. I’m sorry I’m so amazing y’all. I’d act like I care, but I’m just going to assume it’s because I’m so pretty and adorable and awesome.
sunday swag
today i:
took a cab at 9am to pick up my car from midtown, i had left it there on friday night and didn’t need it yesterday so just let it be. couldn’t find a way into the deck, finally did, then couldn’t find a way out of the deck, eventually had security’s help. sigh.
trying not to get a DUI is kind of the worst sometimes. why is this deck such a maze? shouldn’t...
whispery post about my lovely ego
to the 3 people who “recognized” me (aaaahahahahahahaha) and came up to me at baconfest yesterday and were all, oh hey i follow you on tumblr: i love you for buying into my narcissism. and i enjoyed meeting you! internet in real life is super fun. maybe see you soon? yay atlanta? seriously y’all, i fancy myself as super cool. i am not but sometimes you don’t realize to...
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on having ovaries
In my 3 1/2 years posting here, I don’t think I’ve ever made a post like this, but OMG my insides are killing me. Being a girl is the worst amirite? Heating pad and alcohol and ibuprofen and V. Mars are my only friends right now. HYSTERECTOMIES FOR EVERYONE!
I went off birth control last May and my body has been punishing me since. YOU WIN BODY, I’ll go back on some...
“If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly, and want...”
– Linda Sunshine (via poundslb)
Or have a brother. Who, fine sure — I like him, BUT OH MAN does he stresssssssss me out.
WatchMatthew Hemerlein - Ginuwine into Sade (by Brian Stansfield) via Brooke.
This is kind of a pantry dropper.
"What Guys Hate For You To Wear To Bed"
I bought a Cosmo mag a couple days ago. It was my first that I had purchased in 6 months or so. And a couple articles in, I’m incensed.
Somehow, younger women think as long as a nightgown doesn’t have ruffles down the front, it’s perfectly acceptable. I’m telling you it’s not. All my friends will second that.
This is a guy writing about things women should wear to...
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“I don’t want sanitary sex. If she’s the kind of person that’s gonna be uptight...”
– Men Tell Us What They Think Of Female Body Hair « : TheGloss - A gloss on beauty, fashion, style, love and more
I’m kind of in love with this dude. Call me, anonymous person!
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long distance
Just had me a chat. About going to New Orleans. I will be there. And things needed to be decided. Anyways. NOLA from 4/29 - 5/2, I’ll be seeing ya.
disclaimer
Sometimes I think I should stop blogging while drunk. But it amuses me. So I’ll keep on keepin’ on. The next day though I wake up and go through my posts and make edits, lest anyone think I’m completely off my rocker.
we can discuss
Notes about this (slutty girl!)
The only health I’ve ever taken seriously is my sexual health. Going on 10 years with no STDs or pregnancy scares. I credit Planned Parenthood, educated friends, my own insanity and the UGA Health Center with this victory.
Unprotected sexual encounters happened. I’ve been lucky.
I lost my virginity at 18. Fall semester at UGA in 2001. I had given a...
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reclaiming the word SLUT
I’ve seen posts about this movement. Instead of all that I thought I’d “whore it up” and post my number! Hahahahahaha! Fun, right?
I’m currently at 47! That’s p in v. P elsewhere … well the number grows! That’s how life works. Enjoy judging me!
jelizabethl asked: Can I just say that it makes me incredibly happy to find UGA grads who are employed after college? It gives me a small glimmer of hope that I won't still be working at Mellow Mushroom in 2 years. Side note, I love reading your posts/thoughts about Atlanta, it makes me happy to see familiar places and such on my dash.
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I STAND CORRECTED.
grandweerachael replied to your post: Hey Sarah! I’m finally for real planning my Florida escape within the next month or so, and Atlanta
You can totally get a one bedroom/studio in Decatur for under 600! Braden Fellman!
Ok then! Look in Decatur then for sure. I usually assume 600 is the one bedroom cut-off. As I looked for my place for awhile. But I didn’t look in Decatur. The further...
dick-dastardly asked: Hey Sarah!
I'm finally for real planning my Florida escape within the next month or so, and Atlanta is still in the mix. So I know I asked you before but I didn't save the conversation--best-value places to live in and around Atlanta (let's say in the $5-600s without being totally trashy)? Neighborhoods to avoid? Best websites to look at without the annoying spam of...
I'm finally for real planning my Florida escape within the next month or so, and Atlanta is still in the mix. So I know I asked you before but I didn't save the conversation--best-value places to live in and around Atlanta (let's say in the $5-600s without being totally trashy)? Neighborhoods to avoid? Best websites to look at without the annoying spam of...
Sent from my iPhone
Because I do send work emails from my phone regularly, I leave this signature. I feel that it says, “I’m not in the office at my computer [it’s super early morning! it’s the weekend! it’s an evening and I’m being normal by not working but I’ll answer just this!] but here is the urgent answer to your question! I really care about this! A lot!” But I...