September 2011
“I’m moving in with my boyfriend who wants to bring his old La-Z-Boy...”
– Ask a Clean Person: Get Rid of Your Men, Seriously, They Are Revolting | The Hairpin
OH MY LORD.
I consider myself a relatively chill person and certainly, not opposed to mess, but EW. EW. EW. EW. EW.
Dudes: wtf is wrong with y’all?
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breast shame
This morning while listening to my favorite morning show (yes, ATLiens, I am a loyal Bert Show listener! And former intern!), they discussed tits. And showing them off and how cleavage makes girls look dumb, how they only want attention and other such body-shaming bullshit. Well fine — CLEAVAGE-shaming bullshit. And as you can imagine, this is a topic near and dear to my heart.
I am really...
How To Enable Facebook Timeline Right Now →
brain-food:
For people who were asking how I changed my Facebook layout. There you go. Some of you might figure it out, others, well, if you can’t it’s going to be opened to everybody in a couple of weeks.
This is also how I enabled mine. You too can be smart!
Pennsylvania
I get to go to Philly and rural Pennsylvania in two weeks. I’m a dork because I’m super excited and my boss looked at me like I’m crazy. I have a client photoshoot at a shale mining/natural gas drilling site at the Marcellus shale deposit and we have to take pictures of the process and the frac trucks and the wilderness and I’m pumped. I have to go as the Account Manager...
serious question
What kind of picture do I send to accompany my interview in Russian Penthouse? Oh yeah, I was interviewed for Penthouse Russia. They emailed me the questions. In Russia, interview do you. (That’s Brooke’s joke.) Seriously, though, photo?
My mother sends me photos of children I am supposedly related to, with just “Lucy” or “Jessica” as the subject line. And I have no idea who they are. Yay cousins, but how many babies are there now? Who does this one belong to? HUH?
Also, my mom’s side of the family is keeping up the Lum tradition of only having little girls. I have 16 by blood cousins, 3 are dudes...
You know what I don't understand?
thejerkstore:
People who wear real clothes in their house.
The first thing I do when I get home is change into gym shorts and a t-shirt. Maybe pajama pants in the winter, but that’s the same thing. It blows my mind that people sit around their house in jeans, or even worse, like suit pants. I don’t even bother getting dressed for guests. If you come visit me, I am hosting you in comfort.
And...
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welcometothisblogbitch replied to your photoset: Awesome fall Saturday. Auburn lost! UGA blowout!…
Help me understand your hate boner for Auburn. We’re nice people, some of us. I’ve certainly met assholes from Athens too, but I don’t assume they represent everyone.
Some of my best friends and my favorite people are Auburn fans. But on the flipside, some of my least favorite people are...
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self-important
I don’t know why I get so wrapped up about this one fact… But I feel like people look at me and think I’m little, I’m sweet, I am just innocuous. I think this may play into my need to start shit. To say to others, “HEY THIS IS ME AND I WILL CUT YOU” because frankly I look like a nice enough girl who may need a good skin regimen but is pathetic enough to sit and...
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“We’re going to go out on a limb here. Even people who’ve gotten HPV from...”
– We Would Like to Make a Motion to Institute ‘Tweet That You Have Had HPV Day’ - New York News - Runnin’ Scared (via rachelfershleiser)
I found out I had HPV this spring. Likely I’ve had it for years. Not at all ashamed. If that’s the only STD I escape this life with then sweeeeeet...
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“There is also the matter of rail being a tempting terrorist target to consider,...”
– More Tea Party logic to oppose rail
(via Fresh Loaf)
OMG. I love all our new excuses for keeping out the riff-raff. Heart u longtime Marietta, glad I grew up inside you.
Best comment on that post:
I’m also interested in finding out what the plan is for preventing mustachioed men in black...
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“Atlanta came out ahead of big markets like New York as the best large market in...”
– And Pittsburgh is the “flirtiest” city, apparently. (via peachtreekeen)
I’m starting to feel like I forever alone person and this actually doesn’t help my fragile psyche.
Having a bad day and woe is me blogging is pretty cool right?
Amusingly Horrible Things Significant Others Have... →
Having a rough day? This thread will make you feel better. Or it worked for me at least. Maybe it’ll only work that way if you’re heard worse things in person? IDK, good to not be alone in the world.
short people got nobody to love
I shopped last week. Or actually. Someone else bankrolled me. My mother still buys me clothes sometimes (I only have one income! It’s ‘cause I’m single! And a loser! … Actually she can afford it so I don’t feel bad, but yes it’s a bit ugh considering my age). ANYWAYS. I got a few fall things, 1 pair of booties - 2 mini-skirts - 1 rugby shirt - 2 long cardis - 2...
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Hive & Honey Toluca →
Pssst. Shoes I just posted. Let’s be twins! Heh.
You should also get the J Brand midrise bright red skinny jeans if you really want to be my twin, because I plan on wearing those to death.
“There is this weird insistence that this baby somehow belongs to the whole gang....”
– Entourage S08E08: Series Finale | Videogum
I think I’ll miss the recaps the most. Actually I will only miss the recaps because whoa what a dumb shitshow.
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