vainglorious

Jul 28

valerina:hennypotter:fuckanddestroy:amorningofsleep:lamebot:metaljamie:unspire

beautiful.

[video]

Jul 27

Who else has listened to this week’s Savage Lovecast?

Episode 197. Dudes call in who can suck their own dick’s. Autofellators weigh in on whether or not sucking your own is the gay.

WTF. Go listen to it.

gonna lead with: party tonight!

I’m so hungry but I cannot decide where to go eat. This is such a dilemma.

I work within walking distance of Yeah! Burger, Taqueria del Sol, Chow Baby, La Fonda Latina, Star Provisions, Ormsby’s, Osteria del Figo, JCT Kitchen and none of these sounds appetizing. Maybe I’m knocked up. Or the opposite.

Can’t go have Mexican because I shall be attending the Scoutmob fiesta tonight at No Mas Cantina. I shall be going to support my buddy, Liza D. Atliens, you should come out.

My life is very difficult. I may just eat my hand, it would be cheaper.

I’m very upset about this. For no good reason. A few reasons though: hate nooners, it’s HOT at noon in the South in September, other stuff.

Okefenokee gator feeding frenzy caught on tape -

aewsome:

The only Gator I’m afraid of is bizarre-o Tim Tebow.

(video after the jump-off)

WHY am I still AWAKE?

Idk —-> I don’t know
Just downloaded a ton of 60s songs that iTunes Genius suggested to me from my Mad Men songs.
I keep trying to get the real BIG BOI to reply to me via twitter. It hasn’t worked.
I like to dance.
I have too much television on my DVR to catch up with and this STRESSES me out.
I entertained a dude friend at my lair tonight and he told me NOT to capitalize words in correspondence. I’m considering this. So far, I’m not caring, but it is making me self-conscious.
Bend Me Shape Me Anyway You Want Me
The Purpose Of A Woman Is To Love A Man
I’m obsessed with how pretty I am or am not.

2AM. Work tomorrow should be AWESOME.

[fuck.]

brookehatfield:

me and george hardy, star of “troll 2” and “best worst movie” and possibly the nicest man ever.

Dr. George! He was so nice. I didn’t get my pic taken with him bc I hate photos (obvs), but he came up and gave me a hug (UNSOLICITED!) and said, “Oh I see you got your beer, haha. Thanks for coming tonight! [BIG SMILE]” It was kinda awesome.

This is me. Portrait by Morgan (ex-boyfriend. Posted with his permission. Photo is about a year or so old and has been posted here before — searching).

Yellow. I got yellow for days.

Favorite picture of myself ever.

Makes me feel beautiful even if I’m supremely goofy.

(The light just did that. I was trying to cover my face. Kinda.)

Briefly: I was walking into a room, got surprised with a camera, threw my hand up. Tried to look cute.