vainglorious

adjective: characterized by or exhibiting excessive vanity; boastful; thinking too highly of oneself

oh and if you disagree and don't think I'm better than you in every way, please by all means, let me know: vainglorious.sarah at gmail

A Dramatic Reading of Breaking Dawn by Mack Williams (via sarahcroberts)

So I posted this video on YouTube 4 months ago and it just got its first comment: “STUPID BITCH

That’s it. And I’ve been trying to figure out all morning who she is referring to, Mack? Me? The other girls in the video that can be heard making fun of the book? Or maybe Renesmee is the bitch?

It’s probably me. Is it odd that some 15 year old (LilMissCraziness) calling me a bitch on YouTube bothers me? I’m a tad sensitive.

Still though, STUPID BITCH makes me laugh.

Posted at 12:46pm.

Went to Young Augustine’s last night after the Scoutmob party. Got some totchos and played with my sillybandz… WILD.

Posted at 11:22am.

Sad I didn't steal the scaled pint glass

Sad I didn't steal the scaled pint glass

NOT YO TOTCHOS

NOT YO TOTCHOS

My 1st SillyBandz - APROPOS

My 1st SillyBandz - APROPOS

Episode 197. Dudes call in who can suck their own dick’s. Autofellators weigh in on whether or not sucking your own is the gay.

WTF. Go listen to it.

Posted at 2:03pm.

I’m so hungry but I cannot decide where to go eat. This is such a dilemma.

I work within walking distance of Yeah! Burger, Taqueria del Sol, Chow Baby, La Fonda Latina, Star Provisions, Ormsby’s, Osteria del Figo, JCT Kitchen and none of these sounds appetizing. Maybe I’m knocked up. Or the opposite.

Can’t go have Mexican because I shall be attending the Scoutmob fiesta tonight at No Mas Cantina. I shall be going to support my buddy, Liza D. Atliens, you should come out.

My life is very difficult. I may just eat my hand, it would be cheaper.

Posted at 1:23pm.

I’m very upset about this. For no good reason. A few reasons though: hate nooners, it’s HOT at noon in the South in September, other stuff.

Posted at 12:16pm.

I’m very upset about this. For no good reason. A few reasons though: hate nooners, it’s HOT at noon in the South in September, other stuff.

aewsome:

The only Gator I’m afraid of is bizarre-o Tim Tebow.

(video after the jump-off)

Posted at 12:08pm.

  • Idk —-> I don’t know
  • Just downloaded a ton of 60s songs that iTunes Genius suggested to me from my Mad Men songs.
  • I keep trying to get the real BIG BOI to reply to me via twitter. It hasn’t worked.
  • I like to dance.
  • I have too much television on my DVR to catch up with and this STRESSES me out.
  • I entertained a dude friend at my lair tonight and he told me NOT to capitalize words in correspondence. I’m considering this. So far, I’m not caring, but it is making me self-conscious.
  • Bend Me Shape Me Anyway You Want Me
  • The Purpose Of A Woman Is To Love A Man
  • I’m obsessed with how pretty I am or am not.

2AM. Work tomorrow should be AWESOME.

[fuck.]

Posted at 1:58am.

brookehatfield:

me and george hardy, star of “troll 2” and “best worst movie” and possibly the nicest man ever.

Dr. George! He was so nice. I didn’t get my pic taken with him bc I hate photos (obvs), but he came up and gave me a hug (UNSOLICITED!) and said, “Oh I see you got your beer, haha. Thanks for coming tonight! [BIG SMILE]” It was kinda awesome. 

Posted at 1:46am.

brookehatfield:

me and george hardy, star of “troll 2” and “best worst movie” and possibly the nicest man ever.

Dr. George! He was so nice. I didn’t get my pic taken with him bc I hate photos (obvs), but he came up and gave me a hug (UNSOLICITED!) and said, “Oh I see you got your beer, haha. Thanks for coming tonight! [BIG SMILE]” It was kinda awesome. 

This is me. Portrait by Morgan (ex-boyfriend. Posted with his permission. Photo is about a year or so old and has been posted here before — searching).

Yellow. I got yellow for days.

Favorite picture of myself ever.

Makes me feel beautiful even if I’m supremely goofy.

(The light just did that. I was trying to cover my face. Kinda.)

Briefly: I was walking into a room, got surprised with a camera, threw my hand up. Tried to look cute.

Posted at 12:17am and tagged with: pic pick,.

This is me. Portrait by Morgan (ex-boyfriend. Posted with his permission. Photo is about a year or so old and has been posted here before — searching).
Yellow. I got yellow for days.
Favorite picture of myself ever.
Makes me feel beautiful even if I’m supremely goofy.
(The light just did that. I was trying to cover my face. Kinda.)
Briefly: I was walking into a room, got surprised with a camera, threw my hand up. Tried to look cute.