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- I record Gilmore Girls every day. And watch every night. I’ve been watching the reruns daily for several years now. I wonder when I’ll feel the urge to stop.
- Emily Gilmore is my older lady spirit animal.
- I also record Friends. This just makes me feel old.
- Non-Southerners fascinate me! My new co-worker is a 24 year old from Pennsylvania and she didn’t know about the “sir” / “ma’am” issue until today. A man older than you says something you didn’t quite hear, you answer, “Sir?” NOT WHUT? — Sir? Your aunt tells you to make her another G&T, you answer “yes ma’am, one lime or two?” I used to be scolded by aunts, uncles and friends’ parents because my hippie (HA!) parents didn’t make me say sir or ma’am. Tres tacky.
- My uncle still tells me to call him sir. Dude, I’m 27 years old, you’re lucky I’m no longer stealing your booze. Pick. Your. Battles.
- How long are we gonna do this “tumblr” thing? A few more years? If I’m 40 and still making lame bullet points posts, maybe “shoot me?”
- Vodka sodas are basically all I drink now that I’m technically (very ironic finger quotes go here) dieting.
- I had a HEATH + Turtle Pecan Caramel Truffle Blizzard from DQ for dinner. It was the jam but I ordered wrong. I should have gone HEATH + OREO. Next time … next time.
- This dude on Saturday claimed that when we were hanging out at the Sleigh Bells show some other dude came up to him and told him I had a “twitter presence.” Which one of you assholes did that? I know it was one of y’all. If you email me to answer this, address it ma’am because I am officially your boss. Or something. Shut up.
- I hate the term “Hotlanta” but it IS hot. Makes me wanna HOTlanta it UP.
Till next time. xoxx
