“I’m moving in with my boyfriend who wants to bring his old La-Z-Boy recliner with us to the new place. This is fine by me except for the fact that the arm of the velour-like fabric is covered in old semen. Like visible stains on the green fabric. I don’t want to bring the old semen with us, so is there any way to get rid of the stains??”
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OH MY LORD.
I consider myself a relatively chill person and certainly, not opposed to mess, but EW. EW. EW. EW. EW.
Dudes: wtf is wrong with y’all?