That bit about not seeing the new Star Trek if humpback whales weren’t involved? I TAKE THAT BACK.
BECAUSE SERIOUSLY THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME. IT WAS SO AWESOME THAT TYLER PERRY WAS LIKE, “I WILL BE IN THIS MOVIE AND I WON’T WEAR A WIG AND I WON’T MAKE YOU PUT ‘TYLER PERRY’S’ IN FRONT OF THE TITLE BECAUSE I KNOW HOW GREAT IT IS GOING TO BE.” THAT IS HOW AWESOME IT WAS.
Oh, and Winona Ryder’s old age make-up was much more convincing in Star Trek than in Edward Scissorhands. CINEMATIC TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS.
I pretty much made the same declarations and loved it. Having never seen another Star Trek vehicle ever before — ever. That’s an endorsement. And that Kirk boy is scrumptious. I thought dirty thoughts amidst a theater full of children. UNASHAMED.
