“Porn is so 1910. Or it used to be, before no man had any excuse for not fucking. Which is why Obama is like the sexual revolution (suddenly, black men no longer have an excuse to not be president… the pressure is terrible) but I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah. When did porn become a celebration of pathos? C. 1968. Men are pathetic; women are cruel; Obama is a double-edged blackjack. Coda: My wife is hot and Obama’s is not.”
In Which We Get Bent - Today - This Recording
Uh. Can someone explain to me what the fuck this means? Should I be offended? (via bendmeover)
