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Just the Tip?

ryanpurtill:

For years now, I’ve been trying to imagine what it feels like for girls to have sex and have been unable to really understand.

I think the closest a guy can get to understanding it is when you get out of the shower and you take that Q-tip and perfectly scratch that little itch in your ear, and then you feel all warm and happy…but then the Q-tip is like “I gotta go to work” and your all like “oh, ok” but then he ignores your call for a few days and then is all like “I just don’t want to put any labels on us” and you start feeling a little cheap. Then you see the Q-tip hanging around someone else’s medicine cabinet. And he’s all like “It’s not what you think, I just help her take off make up” but you know..deep down you know. So you call up your friends and get hammered on Lemon Drop shots.

Well I’ve always wondered the opposite, duh. Less about what the sex act feels like and more curious what it would be like to cum like a guy, to not wear a condom and spill your seed and not know what that is going to mean. Doesn’t that make you nervous? Or if you skeet on a girl’s body, do you feel like an artist? Do you try to make shapes and stuff? Weird.

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