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Hottest Day So Far This Year?

Your favorite Southern Company Executive VP, my mother, on the matter:

Supposed to be 100 degrees tomorrow, it’s what we call “good for business weather.” We make all our money on the summer heat. My bonus varies with the temperature.

Actual conversation with my mom. Surreal. After she said this, I asked for a rebate on my power bill.

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