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winter requirements

It’s finally omg cold in Atlanta.
  • cold weather boyfriend? negative 
  • Snuggie? yes
  • wine and more wine? yes
  • wait, even more wine? yes
  • cider? yes … but, spiced? yes!
  • whiskey? yes
  • stockpile of Sudafed? yes
  • wait. not for meth? YES
  • 2 down comforters: 1 queen, 1 twin? yes and yes
  • ski socks worn as regular socks? daily
  • tights? um, yes … 20 pairs? sigh, yes
  • depressing wintry music? yes
  • a million potatOH!s waiting to be baked? yes
  • free new winter coat that is long and with a hood and acquired at clothing swap? fuck yes
  • lack of love for outside life? yes
  • tea? yes
  • emergen-c? yes
  • subscription to netflix instant, hulu plus, graboid? yes
  • plane trip planned to someplace colder to make me appreciate atlanta? yes
  • apathy about paleness? yes 
  • 7 pairs of boots? actually, yes
  • vibrator? yes … extra batteries? yes
  • Kindle? yes

I should be able to survive.

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  1. unfuckwithable said: We seem to be missing the same things on our lists, except, you know, I’d rather have a cold weather girlfriend. Whoa, you should advertise for that on CL. “Seeking cold weather boyfriend. Must leave by April. BYOB.”
  2. sarahchristine posted this