You Broke My Heart (by onedaylikerain)
I’m sorry if I broke some hearts tonight.
I break hearts every night.
Anyways.
My revelation about 4 dudes has had ladies telling me that that’s not low. Well, last year it was 9 dudes. And my totals are around 50 somewhere. I think? I care a little bit. Not enough to keep count overall though.
Anyways.
This year. It was a quartet of hipstery brunettes. Hello my loves! Beards and curls and chest hair and unemployment. Except for the attorney. Hey friend. X and O and O and X.
You never broke my heart.
