things i hate, an ever-growing list
- people who talk about their “pins” in real life
- bitchy bartenders at sunday funday brunch — sorry you’re hungover, bring me my mimosa!
- people on twitter who feel like they have to say something every goddamn time something big happens — maybe no one cares what you think of kim jong il dying?
- hitchens fanboys who are kind of secret misogynists (fanboys who are not are okay with me as long as they don’t claim his good outweighs his bad — NOPE — gotta take both and acknowledge both to not be the worst)
- brokers/realtors who post the same apt listing on craigslist like 10x in a row with slightly alternative lure language
- more than one night hotel stays — i like being at home where everything in my fridge has already been paid for and i have netflix instant
- you
- tebow
- jesus
- santa
