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As anyone who follows me on Twitter has heard about incessantly, I got robbed. Blah blah blah. Life goes on, I guess. Anyways, my laptop was jacked, among other things. During this past week, my Tumblarity fell to 0 (ZERO!). I didn’t think it was actually possible … but yeah, apparently — it is. So I’ve now procured a hand-me-down laptop and barring any unforeseen kicked in doors, I’ll be back to doing some blogging here and on Bend Me Over.

Funniest part of this whole bullshit scenario: they stole our Dyson vaccuum. When I asked the question, “Who steals a vacuum?” my brother answered, “Someone who sucks.” How true.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, oh how I’ve missed y’all so.