Classy Wine Review - Boone’s Farm v. Arbor Mist
“With Boone’s Farm gone, it was time to move onto the Arbor Mist wine bottled in 2004, a very good year. Alice refused to drink it because, as Stoney put it, ‘She’s a afraid to get pregnant.’ ‘It doesn’t smell as bad as the other one, but it’s more artificial,’ added X-tina.
‘It doesn’t cry out for a paper bag like a Mad Dog,’ ventured Stoney, fast becoming the shining star of the review. He then added, ‘I like the frosted bottle. Nowhere on the bottle does it say anything about grapes.’ It was clear that the panelists had formed their opinions of the Arbor Mist. ‘Gotta spike some shit to get some shit,’ said Paige. ‘Yeah,’ continued Stoney, ‘Goes great with date rape drugs.’ Fortunately, they were both joking…Although, Stoney did look a little forlorn.”
- My best buddy Alice was apparently one classy broad while she was an undergrad at Colby
