Inappropriate?
So Alice and I were just at the bar, drinking beers, High Life for me and Miller Lite for her (classy broads). And we somehow landed on discussing lesbianism, not a common topic, but a good one. One of Alice’s professors thought she and her best friend in college were a couple … awkward! Well, we digressed into dirtily joking about the situation, as we tend to do, and I started to think of amusing “I like my women like… etc.” This is the best we came up with:
“I like my women like I like my vodka, wet and with a twist.” (makes no sense)
“I like my women like I like my beer, goes down easy with a good head.”
“I like my women like I like my martinis, dirty and … very dirty.”
“I like my women like I like my shots, easy with a fruity aftertaste.” ( hey, they’re not all gems)
“I like my women like I like my Republicans, easily influenced and open to ass play.” (my favorite)
And then we moved on to men…
“I like my men like I like my drinks, strong and stiff.”
“I like my men like I like my martinis, dirty and straight up.”
… lovely huh? Any other good ones?
