Baseball is important.
Oh Bushie! I’m enjoying you on ESPN now talking all about baseball… That “high heat” pitch really was pretty good, kinda. And I feel like given your experience with the Rangers you should totally go into announcing after this whole presidency shit is all sewn up. I’d find you much more credible on this topic than I find you to be on anything else these days. Plus, you look so much more comfortable in that press box than you do in press conferences.
Anyways, GO BRAVOS!!! Isn’t Francoeur a cutie? I know you may think that’s gay to concur, but I won’t judge you. You met him and say he’s a really nice guy, so thanks W. for making my night.
