vainglorious

adjective: characterized by or exhibiting excessive vanity; boastful; thinking too highly of oneself

oh and if you disagree and don't think I'm better than you in every way, please by all means, let me know: vainglorious.sarah at gmail

sharingtime:

I think if this were marketed properly, it could really take off. It’s porn made for women, especially those excited about starting a family in the future.

It starts off with a married couple talking about wanting to conceive. They show the camera the possible colors for the baby’s room and the Storkcraft Crib they’ve purchased online.

They announce that according to their doctor, this is the best time to conceive. We follow them to their room, hurrying to take their clothes off. Cut to fifteen minutes of missionary.

The last hour and a half is cuddling and reading a baby names book out loud to each other.

That would not get me “in the mood” but it would remind me to take my birth control.

Posted at 4:29pm.

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    think if this were marketed properly, it could really take off. It’s porn made for women, especially those excited about...
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    That would not get me “in...mood” but it would remind me
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