vainglorious

Same idea as NO WHAMMIES!, and should be intoned with the same vigor. This is what I say in my head every day as I down my Yaz.

I think my friend Alice started it a few years when we were discussing very alternative birth control methods. I’ve decided this mantra DOUBLES my protection. FOOLPROOF.

You’re welcome to use it yourself. I caution: you say it out loud and people either just won’t get it or think you’re insane. Whatevs.