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I can’t decide which pull quote from the article reads the best…

peterwknox:

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn’t mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.

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My favorite part is that he cites state law. The children of lawyers are always so obnoxious, myself included.

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  1. piodecitron reblogged this from peterwknox
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    my childhood was wasted…peterwknox:
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    The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they...
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    Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing...
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  7. reallyimportant reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    Looks like this story may be a hoax. But who? Why?
  8. melanyouth reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    Yup. Every single line is oh so right and so very very wrong. .
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  11. florajasmine reblogged this from tightgrip and added:
    kids. are. crazy. especially when they’re middle school age.also i love that his name is ralph. tightgrip:
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    Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing...
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  14. dhk reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    I was having a real shit start to the day then I read this and lol’d./kudos to a 13 year old coming up with bullshit of...
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    My favorite part is that he cites state law. The children of lawyers are always so obnoxious, myself included.
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