All that is missing is a Z snap of fabulous ownage.
I’m a woman and I don’t know this because I only have so many quarters so everything goes in the...
“The celebrity objects of our teenage affection were safe vessels for sexual desire at a time when most boys walking the halls of our high schools didn’t quite live up to our...”
Location: York County, South Carolina
Charge(s): Burglary (non-violent) 2nd Degree, Grand Larceny Over $10,000
really liberal use of the word “brilliant”, let’s not do this again