You know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don’t wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.

Phil from Modern Family explaining to his daughter what Jagermeister is (via joemuto)

Favorite quote from the episode. Favorite new show (second is Community then Vampire Diaries).

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