Bad News
To all my friends who take me places and must listen to me complain, my apologies: I’m never getting my license back. My year of no license whatsoevernoquestionsaskeddon’teventhinkaboutit has apparently not even started. There is some major bureacratic bullshit going on and needless to say I almost lost my mind this morning when I discovered this unfortunate news. I will be able to drive again (well, get a work permit) a year from whenever my license is officially suspended — hopefully soon.
In the meantime, I need rides to job interviews, work (whenever I manage to get a job), 17 weeks of alcohol and drug counseling, risk reduction/DUI classes, 8 hours of community service a week (till I hit 100 hours), probation once a month till May 2010, the Victim Impact Panel and you know, everywhere else. If you like to volunteer to be my personal chauffeur, send all inquiries and salary expectations to vainglorious.sarah at gmail.com.
Hey, have I said this yet today? Don’t drink and drive. Duh.
