vainglorious

It’s a stormin’ and crazy shit is happenning. This is how I’m going to explain the fact that I just spilled half a box of newly opened Kashi cereal all over the floor. I opened the box, set it on the counter, turn to grab a bowl and maybe I placed the box too close to the edge but it flipped and spilled half the contents of the box all over the very clean kitchen floor. It was all very slow-motion, I’d like to say I dived to catch the box as it plummeted towards the floor but I just watched it hit the ground. Then I went about my business: picked up the now half-empty box from the floor, grabbed a bowl, sidestepped the mess, grabbed the milk, and made myself a bowl of delicious cereal. Now sitting on my bed and avoiding thinking about the mess. Hoping it’ll magically clean itself up… Totally joking, about to get up and sweep it all up and throw away the wasted, expensive cereal. I blame the strong tornado winds getting in and blowing the box over. Fay = still a bitch.