OH FUCKING PUH-LEASE
Assistant:
I don't date, I just have boyfriends.
Meghan:
Yeah, she doesn't slut it up is what she's trying to say.
MzChristine:
Girls with boyfriends aren't any better. It's just like girls who get in "relationships" because they don't want to have casual sex so they can feel better about themselves. You're still the same whores. Just own up to it.
Me:
You dear, speak the truth.