AP Wire: Gas shortage crisis this weekend in Georgia averted
Georgia State Police spokesmen Roscoe P. Coltrane, speaking at a press conference from Hazzard County, has said that checkpoints are being set up at the border between the two states & unless Alabama fans have enough moonshine stashed in their trunks to fuel their cars back home, they will be turned away.
Hardy har har. Go to hell Gator.
