Scary!
I’m not that big on Halloween. I was wanting to dress up as Dolly Parton… but yeah, not anymore. But really, I don’t like wearing costumes, I don’t like cheesy stuff, I don’t like scary movies. I really really don’t like slutty costumes, if I could think of a funny costume, I would maybe want to do that. I like pumpkins though, and seeing other people dressed up and being crazy, but Halloween is just not my thing really. I may go out, and I’ll be that loser who is not bothered to dress up. My excuse to shut people up: I’m poor and can’t drive so no real options to go search for a costume (wah! wah! wah!). My friend Lettie suggested I just dress normally and tie a big bow around me and be “God’s Gift to Men,” but I don’t know if I have the balls to pull that off.
