The salmonella outbreak occured in my awesome state (sorry y’all) and I know all about it, yet I did not think twice when I bought my reduced fat creamy Jif this morning.

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adjective: characterized by or exhibiting excessive vanity; boastful; thinking too highly of oneself. oh and if you disagree and don't think I'm better than you in every way, please by all means, let me know: vainglorious.sarah at gmail

Just remember that I am better than you.

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Five years ago, I probably would have had a different reaction to the Rihanna news.

But I think I get it now. Reading about other people’s experiences made a huge difference. I’m...

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This comic was drawn on my iPad because I’ve been traveling all day.

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Rihanna.

Lots of people are mad at her. Disappointed in her. Frustrated. Angry.

And I am mad at her too. But I am mad at her for different reasons. I am mad at her because I am...

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My little red portable record player thrift find of the day. It was only $20! (Taken with instagram)

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bobbyfinger:

This is kind of how I feel about The Bachelor!

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Rejected Courtney Stodden Ruin Art pictures.

My internet has been working sporadically for the past three days and instead of just throwing these in the trash I figured I’d just...

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It was the baton twirling sweetheart.

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I would have a drink with whoever made this card.

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This fake wedding episode of The Bachelor reminds me of the time I was a camp counselor at a local JCC

and they chose me and a female counselor to get married in front of all the...

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