vainglorious

Good questions, can’t say that I’m not an egomaniac myself though…

1. Do you curse inanimate objects for not working properly or immediately or for getting in your way?
2. After you finish a book do you usually go around telling people it’s your favorite?
3. Do you say “Awww” at cute commercials or laugh at all the funny ones?
4. Do you use the words “weird” and “normal” frequently to describe a broad range of topics from people to movies?
5. Don’t you wish people wouldn’t talk politics or religion at parties?
6. Do you think that non-Christians have a void in their soul that they fill with things like drugs and sex?
7. When you’re laughing at one of your friends for spitting soda out their nose do you ever think to yourself “God I wish that was me making everyone laugh, she’s such a fucking attention whore” but instead of saying anything you keep laughing?
8. Have you ever lied knowing you were going to get caught but were too afraid to face the immediate consequences so you just lied to make the thing go away for the moment thus making everything worse?
9. If someone was playing loud music in an apartment near you would you go ask them to turn it down or just call cops?
10. Have you ever texted something you wouldn’t have had the guts to say face to face?
11. Do you separate yourself from everyone who looks and thinks different than you?
12. How often do you go to church hungover?
13. Do you find football exhilerating even though you’ve never really played it?
14. When you played football did you take a shower after practice rather than just leaving to take one at home?
15. If you’re feeling dark do you ever explore your darkness or do you just try to make it go away?
16. Does pain equal bad and pleasure equal good?
17. Do you think you can do it all by yourself?
18. Have you ever had sex with someone because you felt like you had to?
19. When picking out an outfit to wear do you pick something that will make you stand out or something that will make you fit in?
20. If you decide to wear something to stand out are you extremely careful not to pick anything that would really make you stand out and rather you just wear some wild colored polo or crazy dress you know none of your friends have?
21. Have you ever seen an article of clothing and thought “So and so could pull that off but not me”?
22. Do you secretly make fun of people for the way they dress?
23. Isn’t being gay just totally gross?
24. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex in a sexual way when you were drunk?
25. Aren’t you a Christian?
26. Would you rather people think of you as “good” or “hot”?
27. Do you agree with most of the social norms posited by Seinfeld?
28. Have you ever used the word “depressing” to describe a movie?
29. Do you drive in the left lane on the highway and make people pass you on the right?
30. Is the guy reading a book next to you at the library more or less important than what happened at the swap last night?
31. Do you hate anyone?
32. Have you ever attriubuted a color to an emotion?
33. Can a star have seven sides?
34. Was Hitler the most evil man in the history of the earth?
35. Why don’t they mention dinosaurs in the bible?
36. When you’re walking through a large dark house and have to pass corridors with black, shadowy spaces do you feel a little flighty feeling in your stomach and speed up your pace trying not to think about what might be hiding in the shadow?
37. Do you find fake baby voices romantic?
38. Does the thought of taking hallucinogenic drugs scare you?
39. Are you so inundated with social stimulation that the only times you have to call people is in your car to and from class?
40. Have you ever said something and then realized what you just said wasn’t even worth the breath?
41. Do you think Grey’s Anatomy or Sex in the City or 300 or Gladiator produce quotable quotes?
42. Do you think of art as something you’ll never understand?
43. Have you ever caught yourself acting metaphorically?
44. Do you want people to know that your parents are rich but you just want them to find out themselves, and then do you feel proud when someone says like, “No way! Your dad has the NEW Mercedes coupe!”?
45. Have you had the same haircut since high school?
46. Are there memories you’ve buried that you’ll never ever ever tell anyone about because if anyone knew you’d be too embarrassed to live?
47. Have you ever thought that it’s a just a bit hypocritical to make racist jokes while listening to rap?
48. Do you think you could go a week without talking to anyone?
49. Would you rather someone be nice or honest?
50. Aren’t you lying in most of your answers?