i'm a florida alum dating a tennessee alum. if we moved to atlanta, which one of us would you hate more and why?
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FLORIDA. The Vols are kinda sad sacks right now, and down on their luck so it’s hard to muster up as much hate for Tennessee in their current state. And I will always hate Florida more. Here is my HIERARCHY of HATE (tm):
- Florida Gators (only mildly enhanced by my intense hatred of Tim Tebow). I could never date a Gator.
- Auburn Tigers - I know too many obnoxious Tiger fans and friends with too many people who find it appropriate to scream WEAGLE WEAGLE WAR DAMN EAGLE, so my hate of them is intensely personal. Also: some recent close games.
- Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets - North Avenue Trade School, hate that is not helped by the fact that I have to drive through traffic on their campus every day to get to work. I could love a Tech grad though. I mean, I live in Atlanta.
- Tennessee Volunteers. Eh. Actively dislike but they’re less offensive since Fat Phil dipped.
- South Carolina Gamecocks. Spurrier!
- The rest of the SEC (save: Ole Miss. I’m a Rebel by birth, Bulldog by choice.)
I’m a little disturbed though, don’t know how y’all can date each other, seems like you’d have inherent value differences that would be impossible to resolve.
