- Michael: Why do you have a diary?
- Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer.
adjective: characterized by or exhibiting excessive vanity; boastful; thinking too highly of oneself
oh and if you disagree and don't think I'm better than you in every way, please by all means, let me know: vainglorious.sarah at gmail
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