I think I finally know what girls…
are doing with all the time they spend in the bathroom. They’re eating all the toilet paper.
I have had this fight so many times — the fight about how much TP I use and how expensive it is. I don’t feel the need to explain myself on this topic, why won’t others just allow me to use my large amounts of TP and accept that I’ll buy more of it when we run out? GEEZ.