Actually…
The Miss America pageant still exists? WHY?!?!??!?
Whatever, I’ll just share with everyone, not just Kevin.
HERE’S THE THING: it was NOT the Miss America pageant, it was the Miss USA pageant. Miss USA is the TRUMP one which is a joke and basically just about modeling unless you do large amounts of coke, then you’re banished for not being a good role model for publicity. The whole thing is stupid. Miss Cali is a bitch — NO OFFENSE, I said no offense so she can’t get offended you see.
